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Lord Michael

I hope you catch a Pox and it leaves you barren!

About Me


"Roi ne suis, ne Prince ne Duc ne Comte aussi; Je suis le sire de Coucy"
So about me...hmm.... I like random things best to just ask. some of my interests off the top of my head are: violent movies and video games, anime, Simpsons, Venture brothers, Science, History, Alternative Rock, fantasy books.. I am sarcastic and cynical. Usually i am very funny w/ it but it can be caustic, be prepared. I am not doing it to make you feel like shit, i am just doing it. I expect the same back. The only things i hate are blind belief religions, intolerance, and the implication that you are better then me or anyone just because of [Insert your idea here]. The color that i would use to best describe myself is grey. I am almost always in the same mood and it does not waver much. If for some reason i am upset or happy they do not last for very long, a couple of hours maybe. Anger is something that makes me really uncomfortable and i dislike feeling it. If i do get angry something really pissy had to have just happened, and it will only last for about 20 mins and that's it, then i will pretend it never happened.

My Interests

I like to go to movies and watch movies and TV, pirate stuff off the internet, playing nice violent computer and video games, hanging out, eating out, and doing other such friendly teenage/young adult things to do. oh, and drinking I love drinking!
And i love all that is Zelda w/ a passion, like i like sex

I'd like to meet:

Cool, fun people able to spar verbally w/ me. I realize that i am a lot to handle but give me a chance and i promise you will like my weird sense of life.

Music:

Anything not country! Really, I like everything not too hard rap or too hard rock.
My New Favorite Songs:
1. The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars
2. Into the Ocean- Blue Ocober
3. When you were young- The Killerz
4. Through Glass- Stone Sour
5. Rooftops- Lost Prophets
6. Pain- Three Days Grace
7. Alive w/ the Glory of Love- Say Anything
All Time Favorite Songs:
1. Only Happy When It Rains- Garbage
2. Wonderwall- Oasis
3. Walking on Broken Glass- Annie Lennox
4. Papa Don't Preach- Madonna
5. Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart- STP
6. You're So Vain- Carly Simon
7. Bite the Hand that Feeds- NIN

Movies:

Star Wars, Space Balls, Death to Smoochie, Aeon Flux, 20 Days Later Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge (It is like a damned acid trip), Big Trouble Little China, 28 Days Later, Underworld, Constantine, Air Force One, Pirates of the Carribean, LOTR, Harry Potter, Catch me if You Can, Count of Monte Crisco, Kill Bill 1 &2, Star Trek Movies, Austin Powers, Indiana Jones, Trainspotting, Beavis and Butthead do America, Howard Stern: Private Parts, Time Machine (Guy Pierce is hot) A league of Their Own, Jaws 1&2, Spiderman, X-men 1&2, and boxless porn.

Television:

Simpsons!!!!!!!! (best thing ever!) SNL, Futurama, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Anime, The Venture brothers! OMG it is the fucking best show on TV, after the Simpsons! Arrested Development, Drawn Together, South Park, Also, various anime series such as Gundam Wing, Full Metal Alchemest, Wolf's Rain, Inuyahsa, Berserk, Escaflowne, and others as well.

Books:

LOTR, The Wheel of Time Books, Harry Potter, The Magic of Recluce, The Dragonbone Chair, Tale of Two Cities, Lord of the Flies, Night, Number of the Stars, The song of Fire and Ice series, DaVinci Code, I love Historical Books, especially about medieval europe through WWI, such an interesting time in the world. Sword of Truth Series, The Riftwar and Serpent War Series both by Fiest. And i am writing a book, very slowly. And it will be super cool, so go off and die somewhere....thank you and come again...

Heroes:

Oven Head Lady, Josef Stalin, Sara Menona (BFF), Eddie Izzard! Seriously though, I like Napoleon, I think he was great! But other than that I try not to emulate other people and strike out into new territory, so yeah. (That's BS, please look past the words and see the humor, thank you and your call is important to us)


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My Blog

Won't be on as much

So my job blocked myspace from our computer access so i shan't be on here as much as i had been. If you want to chat send me an email. if you want my address ask for it and i'll eventually get back to...
Posted by Lord Michael on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST

Invisible Pink Unicorn

So apparently the offical god of atheism is the Invisible Pink Unicorn. I saw this on wikipedia and it caught my interest. So you're supposed to read passages of the bible and other religious books, a...
Posted by Lord Michael on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:01:00 PST

100ish

So i am trying to keep my friends list at about 100. So when it gets close to 120 I'll start weeding. I mean to keep it to people that i know in life, or that i've talked to online. Or, at least the p...
Posted by Lord Michael on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

Quotes by Lord Michael

All of these phrases have been said by me at one point or another, if you know me personally, then these should seem very familiar....lol "My mom sent me pimps in the mail......oh wait i mean peeps!" ...
Posted by Lord Michael on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 02:50:00 PST

Atheism

So this is why i am Athiest (sometimes) I was raised catholic, and when i was 13 i started to become aware of the fact that my religion told other people they were going to hell b/c they didn't believ...
Posted by Lord Michael on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:30:00 PST