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Kenny Casanovaâ„¢

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About Me

Author (seeking literary agent), Pro Wrestler, English Teacher, Elvis Impersonator, Karaoke DJ at large...

My Interests

Karaoke (being a highly ranked DJ of the art myself LOL!) I like drawing, writing stories/ books/ screenplays/ poetry/ songs, recording music, playing piano (poorly). I like really old cars -though I know very little about them. I collect wrestling-related junk. I like to cook when I have time for others... My Favorite CHOW: Peanutbutter Milk Shakes w/o chocolate, Prime Rib (medium rare), Welfare Burgers (double burger with sauteed oinions and a lot of sauce), Tyson Chicken Patties, Ranch Dressing, Chicken Wings, Tabasco.

I'd like to meet:

Literary Agents or publishers who represent sci-fi horror, and hot hoochie-mamas who love Elvis and Tom Jones.

Music:

Right now I got this in the mix: Tom Jones, Run DMC, The Beatles, Gwen Stephanie & No Doubt, Queen, Will Smith, Nirvana, Grandmaster Flash, Louie Prima, Biz Markie, LL Cool J, Dirty Vegas, The Fat Boys, Elvis Presley, Phil Collins, Red Hot Chillis,

Movies:

My favorite FILMS include: Bruce Campbell B-movies, Star Wars, Rainman, Kevin Smith Films, Freeway, Total Recall, Matrix, Planet Of The Apes, Run Lola Run, Galaxy Quest, Back to The Future, Sixteen Candles, Revenge Of The Nerds, Napoleon Dynamite, Castaway

Television:

LOST is my absolute FAVORITE SHOW right now and I also like Entourage. Other somewhat favorite recent shows included: OZ... Xena... Six Feet Under...
Being RAISED on TV, however, many shows helped to make me the crazy, creative meathead that I am today. Below is a list of television programs that I watched religiously. You will note that while I did watch many other shows like GI Joe, Tranformers and reruns of bewitched and Adams Family, they did not make the list because I did not follow them regularly. Here is a fairly accurate list where it is safe to say that I almost NEVER missed an epidode, at least for an extended period of time:
SAT MORNINGS/AFTER SCHOOL
Gilligan's Island The Munsters Lost In Space Get Smart Herculoids Thundar The Barbarian Voltron Starblazers Battle Of The Planets Thundercats He-man Barbapapa Land Of The Lost Scooby Doo Vegetable Soup (Nigel The Snake, Woody The Spoon's Recipes, Outerscope: Puppets in Space) Inspector Gadget Scooby's Laugh-Olympics Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling Underdog Smurfs Muppet Show Banana Splits New Zoo Review Electric Company Sesame Street Zoom Davey & Goliath Great Space Coaster New Adventures of Huck Finn Flintstones Pebbles And Bam Bam Show Speed Buggy Tom & Jerry Pink Panther Mister Magoo Mighty Mouse Woody Woodpecker Popeye The Sailor Fat Albert The Hot Fudge Show The Brady Bunch Doctor Who (Kenny Baker days) The Courtship Of Eddie's Father Bozo's Big Top Mister Roger's You Can't Do That On Television Batman (Adam West) Captain Caveman Plastic Man Heathcliff and Marmaduke GLOW WWF World Class Wrestling Beverly Hillbillies Pacman/ Little Rascals / Richie Rich Hour Dynomutt: Dog Wonder (Blue Falcon) Johnny Quest Super Friends Space Ghost Godzilla (& Godzuki) Wheelie and The Chopper Bunch Yogi Bear Yogi's Gang (with Yogi's Ark) Looney Tunes Hong Kong Phooey Donkey Kong Amazing Spiderman and Incredible Hulk Show
SITCOMS/NIGHT TIME TV
M*A*S*H* Sanford And Son Good Times Cheers Cosby Show A Different World Different Strokes Silver Spoons Hogans Family 90210 Party Of Five Night Court Family Matters Tracey Ullman Show Gary Shandling Show Family Ties Super Dave Osbourne The Fraggles Threes Company The Greatest American Hero The Incredible Hulk 227 Alf Happy Days Mork & Mindy Lavern & Shirley Dukes Of Hazard A-Team Knight Rider Love Boat Quantum Leap WKRP Eight Is Enough Tic Tac Dough THe Match Game Hollywood Squares Price Is Right I Dream Of Jeanie The Carol Burnette Show Mama's Family Benson Welcome Back Kotter The Waltons, Little House On The Prairie (Not by choice, but rather by association -because of two nagging sisters!) Grizzly Adams The Facts Of Life Fall Guy CHiPS BJ and the Bear Charles In Charge Who's The Boss Taxi Herman's Head The Single Guy

Books:

I am digging the Chuck Palahnuik books right now. Check him out! (Though RANT just looks weird for the sake of being weird. Honestly, I haven't read it yet though, so I don't know yet.)

Heroes:

Jim Henson, Hulk Hogan, Bruce Campbell, Jesse Ventura -for his political career and making a third choice viable, Joseph Campbell (George Lucas' English Teacher, Orvin Bennett

My Blog

CHiCK DRINKS

The art of the perfect chick drink... Anyhow, I don't drink beer. Why? Reason 1) I don't like the taste. Reason 2) I am above that nonsense. I only like chick drinks. My favorite, of course is THE DI...
Posted by Kenny Casanova" on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

Indy wrestling SUCKS overall.

I just wanted to drop a line to say indy wrestling for the most part REALLY sucks. Most promoters are on welfare and have destroyed the indy scene by using "workers" who suck and work for free. HINT -...
Posted by Kenny Casanova" on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:36:00 PST

Car towed! Not for long...

So ... I go down to this cool little bar called the Red Square in Albany. It's a fun kinda gothy place somtimes. I dressed in lots of blacks and a Batman logo shirt and was ready to listen to some old...
Posted by Kenny Casanova" on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:37:00 PST

My wrist is killing me!

Ok - today was like a very nonproductive day. I don't think I have EVER blogged twice in a day... EVER. Aside from beating my buddy marty at hardcore uno for the 7th time in a row, I pretty much have ...
Posted by Kenny Casanova" on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST

KARAOKE DJ

For some of you who don't already know - my wrestling character personna of a real bad karaoke singer evolved into getting me gigged with the sound guy as a REAL KARAOKE DJ. It started with a cheesy p...
Posted by Kenny Casanova" on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:35:00 PST

TANNING-MAN

There has been some debate as to whether or not I should tan. If I do not, I am white as wonderbread and even more white than DeVille.Does it make me a girly-man to do so? Your thoughts?...
Posted by Kenny Casanova" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST