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Sly Jungle Cow

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About Me

My name is Jeremy and I am 23, so just about to retire in gay years! I live in Cincinnati now and I have found it almost impossible to find normal-ish people to hang out with here, so if you are one talk to me at once! Most of my free time is spent bathing the elderly. When I am not doing that, I am usually on my yacht in India searching for the best spices for my world famous cooking. I am a collector, doing nothing glamorous, but I get to see grey walls and fluorescent lighting all day Do you? I bet you don't!My AIM name is SlyJungleCow.

My Interests

I enjoy hanging around and listening to music with a few friends or watching a movie, I am not THAT much of a homebody, but at the same time I don't really care for shelling out money to go to a club and sit around, however, I do still like to go out and tear shit up from time to time. Other than that as far as hobbies go, I love planes, and everything to do with them, architecture, computers, hot sex, youtube.com, and you? ....

I love cities, their makeup and above all their architecture. SO I guess I live in the right place for it. I spend alot of time cruising urban development message boards and nerding around with the census website. And of course playing Sim City 4.

I used to love going to the beach, but the only one around here is fake, so that is out. When it is warm out I do enjoy going boating or wandering in a nice park, basically anything outdoors is a winner

I am pretty open to anything, very spontaneous. I don't like to make a lot of set plans in advance, I will usually break them.

I dont know what the hell else to put here....so just ask. I am so fickle, chances are whatever I do put here will change tomorrow anyway.

I'd like to meet:

Fun sexy boys and girls of all ages, I am always looking for new friends.

Especially :

Guys: Ages 17-35, with poor hygiene.

Girls: NO peppy rah rah shimbooshah, I just fucked the quarterback girls need apply. No goth tragic girls, sluts, pigeons, or chicken heads.


Stevie Nicks House Of TexMex

"Now, there you go again, you say you want burrito. I'm sure that you can keep 'em down. It's only a flour tortilla, used to wrap around your meat now. Have you any beans you'd like to share with the loneliness?"

"Chicken fajitas taste real fine, wouldn't you love to eat them? My chips and salsa are mighty fine, no one round here can beat 'em."

"When Mick Fleetwood and I started performing back in 1974, we had a vision that one day our music would be heard around the world.. while people are eating Mexican food in a restaurant. "

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Music:

I cant really get into Polka or hardcore rap shit where they say Nigga like 50 times in a row....

I LOVE THE 80's! Ill listen to anything, really, I like soul and acrobatic type gospel voices, all the way to modern and classic rock.

And of course any music that talks about crack ... uhhh...and Techno is for dance parties and clubs not cruising in the car or chilling on the couch ;-)

One group that deserves an honorable mention and has gotten me through angry and sad moments is Hole, yeah its old and grungy and people didn't even like them much when they were out, but I still love all of their stuff, especially when I start feeling feelings...

Movies:

I take this one on a case by case basis, I love horror if it is done right and scares me to the point of piss. I LOVE any thing with Rachel McAdams in it ... even if its bad I can just marvel at how pretty she is. I like most anything with Meryl Streep, her acting is superb. My favorite movie is actually Death Becomes Her, I am not sure why, but it was the first movie I saw in the theater when I was young. Comedies never lose unless they don't amuse me. I like dark shit too, stuff that makes the average 35 year old woman with a kid in middle school and a Minivan blush.

Television:

I don't watch much TV anymore, so when I do it is whatever caught my eye. I don't even have cable anymore so it is usually something that is fuzzy. I love comedy cartoons like King Of The Hill, and I have always been into trashy talk shows and of course Cheaters, that is probably my favorite show! I also love Arrested Development and Ab Fab.

Books:

I love John Grisham, I always have. If its not by him, chances are I wont get into it. Lucky for me he has around 18 books. So I am good for a while. I can also get into a well written biography about someone with a tragic past or non-fiction travel books. I can sit in Barnes And Noble for hours on end looking at the travel section.

Heroes:

Courtney Love...when I approach 40 I want to be having a bloody fucking riot on heroin and just not giving a shit with lips big as I want them to be. Other than her, I have never been a "Hero's" kind of guy, I don't really know what that makes me. My own Hero?