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Tyler (Hockey's Back!)

I am here for Friends

About Me

"I want life and every word to the extent that it's absurd."

Favorite words - Lethologica. Cudgel. Bludgeon (credit Shade)

Hockey is wonderful (Go Sharks and Flyers)

I forget names.

My dog Mojo is my illigitimate son.

My Friends and Family are what make me happy.

I am a Naive Optimist who loves life.

I don't hold grudges (often).

I'm Irish, and proud of it.

It makes me happy to make others happy.

I am a man, and that automatically makes me stupid, yet I am proud of this.

I have a broad sense of humor.

Chances are that I'm taller than you (minus Howie).

I am athletic, and take pride in my body.

I want to see this in person.

My Interests

Baseball, sports, conversation, music.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. People with interesting personalities amaze me.

Music:

Didn't I already tell you. Punk, rock, rap, stuff. Foreigner.

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 1 & 2. Alien series. Matrix. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Half-Baked. Big Fish. Anything Monty Python.

Take the quiz: "Which Holy Grail Character Are You?"

Tim the Enchanter
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?

Television:

Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Sealab 2021, MXC, Family Guy, Futurama, Harvey Birdman Attourney at Law, The Brak Show

Books:

The Simpsons and Philosophy, 1984, Leaves of Grass, Fast Food Nation, Stupid White Men

Heroes:

Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Ghandi

My Blog

Valentine's Day History

I was watching the History Channel (which likes to correct perceptions, but can ruin the beauty of things) about the Plague, and there was this huge massacre of Jews on Feb. 14th in 1300-something. So...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:02:00 PST

2006

I don't really know what to say about 2006. So much stuff happened I think my head actually did spin. From New Years with Howie biting my ears to Disneyland to my formal move from my house, 2006 has b...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

Haven't posted in awhile (Frozen Solid and Burnt Out)

Drentched in lighter fluid, unlit match in my handJust swipe the tip and unbecome a manI'm afraid of losing but in love with the painAttempts to live without have all gone in vainMy arm is scarred my ...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Sat, 27 May 2006 04:13:00 PST

Interesting

Empathy has pushed me only so far. The reckless endeavor with a faithless decor. I scour minds to come right back to the start, realizing that nothing is, but is only as I make it to be. You exist thr...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST

Journey

Join me, love, and take a journey away from hereTravel far away from what we know so clearTo a place neither of us have been beforeTo beautiful beaches on sunny shoresFar away to know that w...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:10:00 PST

I just ruined a good thing.

fuck
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:16:00 PST

Life is Wonderful

Do you ever have those times where everything just seems perfect? Tonight was one of mine. I just had an amazing conversation with the woman that I love. I could not be happier. Tonight, I felt invinc...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:52:00 PST

Epic

Little incidents, so calmly innocent in their magnitude, often are the conquerors of our minds later. Whether for positive or negative, these small, insignificant occurances take over our minds, const...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:43:00 PST

New Years

Well everyone, I hope you all had a great New Years. Mine was amazing, so if yours was as good as mine, or better (good luck with that), then congrats, you just brought in the New Year very well. So t...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:04:00 PST

So I guess

I guess that life is kind of insane. It's kind of hard, after all. I never thought that it would be. It's always been a walk in the park. I like the park, it's beautiful and free and open. I guess the...
Posted by Tyler (Hockey's Back!) on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:54:00 PST