"Always remember that the past was a lie, that memory has no return, that every spring gone by could never be recovered, and that the wildest and most tenacious love was an ephemeral truth in the end." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handy
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." - Charlton Heston
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.†- Jack Handy
