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joan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? shower?
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 25
How old do you act? 11
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the cabin girl
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

exotic
What Perfume Are You?!((pics))!

Curious by Brittney Spears
You are a sexy, alluring girl and you like to be different.

Movies:

jurassic park, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Pocahontas, House of 1000 Corpses, camp, The Fast and the Furious, Brown Sugar, Kill Bill 1&2, DONT TELL MOM THE BABYSITTERS DEAD, you kno ur man loves you wen he's craving to taste you, Amelie

Television:

Joan of Arcadia, Law & Order, Baseball, Mythbusters, tyra, ellen, i love the 90's, real world, music Videos, Doug, girlfriends, sponge bob, desperate housewives, 8th and ocean, Animated Icons, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Surreal Life, Doug, MY WIFE AND KIDS