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callie

What a pleasure! Everbody ski now!

About Me


hey babies' daddies, what are yall up to? oh you think im sexy? dats cool dats cool. i get it alot. i love compliments so dont be shy when droppin me a line. i am a typical girl, i like a lil romance in ma life and alot of nookie. i like french fries with horseradish sauce and pickles. yep thats some grub. i mean serious grub. i like shakin ma thang on the dancefloor, and i sure do have a "thang" hehehehe tee hee tee hee heheheh LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! yeah. i went to college so im smart and i make lots of money usin my knowledge. dont worry, my personality at work and on these thangs is very different. oh and i love animals. actually, i have a monkey named bobby. i love him, even though i do have to change his diapers. ok well dont be shy guys!! you will always have a good time with me!! talk to YOU soon...
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water and then get it
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 22
How old do you act? 19
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? saying arrrrrrrrr
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


What is Your perfect Bikini ! pics!

HotDot Bikini
You are HOt Dot Bikini!! So cute!! Polka dots are still in style if they are different colors!

Music:

Billy Talent, funk, Kenny Chesney, coheed & cambria, vast

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Underworld, Back to the Future, ACTIONS, Ocean's 11, The New Guy, army of darkness, American Pie 1, Born into Brothels, The Haunting, Gothika, harold and kumar go to white castle, Cry Baby, Back to the Future Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Heathers, Fever Pitch

Television:

King of the Hill, 8th & Ocean, harvey birdman, Doug, the news, dead like me, Freaks and Geeks, Boondocks, Star Trek, The History Channel, Smallville, Smurfs, FEAR FACTOR, the Boondocks, i love the 90's, Instant Star, making the band

Books:

The Virgin Suicides, all quiet on the western front, High Fidelity, Thus, textarea, THE SCARLET LETTER, Fight Club, The Pact, Jane Eyre, animal farm, animal farm, THE SCARLET LETTER, The Bluest Eye, trainspotting, Their Eyes Were Watching God, She's Come Undone, Helvetica, written on the body, middlesex, Hamlet, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, Angels & Demons, Gone With The Wind, Atlas Shrugged, wuthering heights, Coldest Winter Ever, Ernest Hemingway, fear and loathing in las vegas, American Gods