Desiderata: Words for life |
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,and remember what peace there may be in silence.As far as possible without surrenderbe on good terms with all persons.Speak your truth quietly and clearly;and list...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:29:00 PST |
My new favorite food...THE BROODWHICH!!!! |
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad ma...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST |
The Physics of Santa |
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying re...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST |
My Guidelines to have a Happy Holiday. |
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST |
Just thought of this |
You know what I hate? I hate when people say "diabet-is" (like that old guy on the commercial) instead of diabetes (it should rhyme with Wheaties). I also knew one guy who ordered "Toe-ma-to...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST |
Haha this is Great |
THANKS Jennifer..........
......For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night. No, really, Thank You! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from. To rewar...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST |
My new favorite work distraction...Craigslist |
To the women who work in my office... I hate you
Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don't know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you gra...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST |
Haha Funny Stuff |
Every year, English teachers from across the country submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST |
Pat's "No More Mornings" idea |
Pat: I'm setting in action a plan to eliminate the morning once and for all, so say goodbye while you still can.
Brian:Oh geez&what will happen to breakfast? Can we keep that at least?
Pat:NO! B...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST |
The Web Site |
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Posted by Brian on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST |
