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OUR DEBUT ALBUM "END / OF / THE LOWEST FI" IS SET FOR RELEASE LATER ON THIS SUMMER.THE ALBUM SUMMS UP THE MEMORABLE HITS WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE SENSATIONAL MEGA-HIT SERIES (ALSO BY THAT TITLE) WHICH AIRED ON KILLYOURSELVES NETWORK IN OCTOBER 1983 AND CONTINUED FOR 5 YEARS STRAIGHT UNTILL IT WAS CANCELED DUE TO THE TRAGIC TIME-TRAVELING ACCIDENT OF IT'S ENTIRE CAST AND CREW WHICH ELIMINATED ANY RECOLLECTION OF IT WHATSOEVER AND ERASED IT FROM EXISTENCE. "IN THE YEAR 1991 DR. S.MOSES GABRIEL INVENTED THE WORLD'S FIERCEST ONE MAN BAND PERFORMING MACHINE CODE-NAMED END/OF/LOW/FI. BUT ONCE RIDICULED BY HIS FELLOW COLLEAGUES GABRIEL SANK INTO DEPRESSION AND TOOK HIS STUDIES DEEP UNDERGROUND IN THE CAVES OF THE JUDIA DESERT. DETERMINED TO END HIS SUFFERING HE TESTED THE SUICIDAL MACHINE ON HIMSELF WHEN AN ACCIDENT OCCURRED. THE GASS FUELING THE OVEN SUDDENLY SHUT OFF WITH S.MOSE'S HEAD STILL INSIDE LEAVING HIM PARALYZED IN A SEMI VEGETATED STATE. NOW WITH THE ONLY HELP OF HIS MACHINE, ON TWO WHEELS AND A HOLOGRAM NAMED GAHD TO GUIDE HIM THROUGH, GABRIEL MAKES MORE ATTEMPTS. LEAP AFTER LEAP HE PLUNGES DEEPER INTO THE FI'S END STRIVING TO PUT RIGHT WHAT WAS ONCE WRONG AND HOPING THAT THE NEXT LEAP.... WILL BE THE LEAP HOME.""welp, it's a rather looong scroll down, so I decided to add some lyrics to the page you can read to make your scroll down more pleasurable. don't forget to kill yoursleves!" Gabriel. Endof the metric system (you like coldplay so I poisoned you tea) babe you're so distant I couldn't measure it with a 9 hundred ninty-nine miles and 9 inch long poll. yeah you're so discreet I can't penetrate your lips no more. honey you're so distant you got me driving round this island till I couldn't understant a single silable. and I'm so lonesome I couldn't recognize myself in my own pass-port. and now we're stuck out here near Brighton, in a desolate uk. uk babe? please tell me I need to know. cuz I can't buy you with a pound hell it's eight times more than I hold Things don't seem brighter when you're stuck driving the left side of the road. baby it's so twisted, it's like waisted all traced on and traced on paper- napkins, trying to sort a map of roots to places you've paced through and I'll chase you the day you won't be coming back. so now you got me drifted till I shifted from one mood to another bloody- mary on the dark end of the pub, and it's so shameful the sun has hardly set, I just got here and they're closing up. so now I drifted south of London, all it ever does is rain, got no ticket and no place to call home. I just can't rest my head, I'm stuck outside a brit-rock festival the music sucks yet I'm still out-here scoring free-beez for a smoke.I'd send a message underground but it'd get stuck inside the gap I tried to buy you a bag of weed but all I scored was shredded grass If you were here with me in soul and not only flesh I'd let my spirit rest, let my spirit rest, hey, take me home to my momma come-on! I hope the London bridge comes crashing on the royal house of lords, and that you gentlemen all die of your own constipation. I'm at 200 kilomeeters on the right side of collision course the big-bus honks in tune, as I whistle you this love song. papadapadapapaENDOF ALL MY EXCUSESIt should've been me boarding that motor-way on that sunday, when you took it out for a spin and you never made that break. I told your momma "I'm sorry, but it seemed to work just fine when you left me there. it should've been me up on that jet-plane as it merged one with the mountain side on rocky over Georgia 101. So tell the fans that I am sorry for a legacy of music gone I guess they're stuck with my excused for, guilty conscience. I'll keep cutting. I'll keep slicing till I the big ol' red comes gushing out the over flooded bathtub. I'll keep on digging till I reach the rotted root, I'll kick it with my boot and with the time I spare, well I guess I'll just see you there. It should've been me going through your head and not that bullet in your lovers bed, as he put one in you and then shot himself as-well, I told your children I knew better, I even wrote it in a letter: "I never liked that son of a bitch anyway" It should've been me on board of that bus that day, hell I said I'll buy lunch anyway, but you insisted using coupons signed only buy your name. the morning papers said they're sorry, when you blew up and out of proportion, hell, I guess there's just no reasoning with the speed of this political soul train. I'll keep cutting. I'll keep on slicing till I the big ol' red comes gushing out the over flooded bathtub. I'll keep on digging till I reach the rotted root, I'll kick it with my boot and with the time I spare, well I guess I'll just see you there. Well you know it just ain't fair, this one, this one goes out to Buck! Yeah Buck. He was always the stronger one, if only I had come not but five seconds too late, Tirone, he was on the foot-ball team and just about to graduate and Grandma Miriam, well she had a bad bad feeling about that east bound train. cuz it should've been me up on that building, should've been my head on the line or on a plate on the high road to detonate, so I light I candle on memorial day for all my loved ones as I fire the gone solute for the ones who got it right. I should've been me all back in Bosnia, Sarajevo, Columbine, Oklahoma, baby, Pollen in 30 9. Berkenhau, Dachau, Terezinshtat, Kishine, Ashwitz, I wanna get me a fix of that Bjijinka, Treblinka VE SH'AR HA MAHANOT! Nagasaki, Hiroshima! Honey won't you put in the Gazza strip war terf, I wanna surf up on the Tsunami tonight, cuz I'm a'feeling alright, we're gonna haveta keep ..ting till we find a little loving It's a minor piece of heaven, to be treasured and remembered as the one who never boarded on the 9/11th! ENDOF EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSETold the post-man not to try told the milk man not to cry me I ain't got no plans, so much for peter pan, his shadow's covering all corners of my oven but so much for sleep that kills, cuz I should have payed the bill. So so much for dying Sir. Sweet melancholy blues. Don't got no witness to this crime stole from me the tree that I could climb I guess I had it all, but now the nest must fall and there's a flock of vultures circling the ground I was a chirping bird, now I'm a tired bird, and I ain't got shit. Sweet Coo-coo ribs and blues. Don't got no tune that I can jing Worn all the doorbells I could ring, it's just a basic fact, my life has gone off track I'm wetter than a pack of cigarettes on a rainy wedding day and I ain't ready babe, so I guess I'll stay in today while you walk the ail alone. Sweet Melons, coke and booze. Give me some fuel to hold this flame, just give me six strings I can ring and I'll ridilididliwoou, till I throw it in the fire too and we'll watch the flame of god rise up above and burn the heaven's gate And we could all pass through so much for staying true so much for loving yoooowoooooooo-ooooooouuu Sweet fresh and cussing youth. Sweet candy chips the tooth.COME THE DAY sir I come from the town of the old MRHC bong and bread in Isra-Hell where they'd lock a man up just for being free. now there's talk of the scene and what it used to be but tell me, can you solve that old riddle about the meaning of life that's etched under my skin, tattooed on my scalp I ain't much of gambler, but I bet on my life I'll be MRHC till I die. Gabriel, the son of Moses was the name given onto me by my daddy BY HIS DADDY who sailed across from the great Argentina over seas, and all your eyes couldn't sum-up all the things I've seen I've seen the back of a horse and the backs of some whores unter TA city lights as I gathered my force to pound hard on it's walls come the day they all know it took MRHC to set the score straight! SO KISS AWAY ALL YOUR SORROW AND ALL YOUR GRIEF CUZ THEY MAY BURN THE CROPS BUT SET FIRE TO YOUR SEED. WHEN SHE AWOKE THE STREET OF FIREBURG WAS DOWN AT HER FEET SHE KNEW THE PAST MIGHT DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS, SHE'D STILL BE MRHC Wher there's kid's on the grass drinking, there will always be a dream FORGET NOT WHERE YOU COME FROM, THIS SONG you will take onto you grave! - go DPA X GFG - x-girl-friend-gundown I still see your face in all the shows lined up with that no good crop of co-co-du-cocks BUCUCOCK-CUCUCOCK! and I don't know, but I guess you got your mind made-up on who's next in line who's cock you aught'a suck IT AIN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL TO HAVE YOU GO hanging round at all the spots I dropped you on. IT AIN'T MUCH FUN THESE DAYS FOR COWBOY MUSICIANS when all this crowd is ever made of is warn out chicks and no Dixies - AND HOES! well I wish I could deport'cha to outer space and wipe that alienated smile right off of your face and I don't know if there's life outside this globe but I sure as hell hope the black holes suck it right out of you! IT AIN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL TO HAVE YOU GO hand in hand with all the friends I introduced you to. IT AIN'T MUCH FUN THESE DAYS BEING ALL SOBER AND TIPSEY so get the fuck up off that seat and pass me that wiskey!!! solo because I feel like I'm a prisoner at jail break, jail bate pulled me back inside if there's a single thing I'd chance well then I'd wish that you were never in my life I heard somebody mention DAVID ALLAN COE I guess they ALREADY KNOW when you do things you what you do will keep on haunting you! IT AIN'T MUCH FUN, AIN'T MUCH, AIN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL - ain't now fun at all! x 3 when you do things you what you do will keep on haunting you! when you do things you what you do will keep on rolling through! I'ma do things I do that I do until I'm ALL OVER YOU when you do things you do that you do they'll keep on haunting YOOOUUUUU... yuuuooohoooo... yeahhhh.PUSH IT, DO IT, RIGHT! push and shove X 6 gonna push and shove my subaculture up your ass do it right X 4 gonna do it right - LEFT gonna do it right - LEFT gonna do it right, left to die inside a croud that really don't know where it started from that hippie's got a tattooed tongue there's redneck's singing punkrock songs off an album titled "Yo Yo where ma bitches?" gonna take a chance X 4 gonne take a chance - HONEY gonna take a chance - SHIRLEY gonna take a chance and go home with him tonight or you could do it right X 4 you could it right - NOW you could it right - DOWN you could it right now in the back seat of his Cadellac until she don't know where she go it wrong the seats are patched with swastikas he won't smoke weed and pumps the volume on his classic ABBA GOLD colletction go dancing queen!!! surely we could try to get it done I'll stick my dick out of my pants you stick your tongue and then I'll do you soft - LEY then I'll do you hard - LEY like my mommy and my daddy on that fateful night when they did me right X 3 when they did me right on the couch and they put the right - WRONG when they put the wrong - RIGHT put the wrong right in it's place where it belongs! because I don't know where I got it wrong my Momma's got a tattooed tongue my Pop's an Afro Jamaican, and me I got this country-boy obsession BECAUSE HE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GOT IT WRONG HIS POP'S A CRACK-WHORE FROM IRON HIS MOMMA DIED IN VIET-NAM AND HIM HE'S GOT THIS COUNTRY-BOY OBSESSION yeah me I got this country boy obsession YEAH WE WE GOT THIS COUNTRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! oh boy! oh boy! oh boy!IT HURTS MUCH LESS BUT THE PAIN'S STILL STONG / original music and lyrics by Judas Poe liqueur -Through day time it's as if it's gone But when the night comes creeping on Between you and me I tell you Hon It hurts less but the pain ain't gone'bout the shit that was in me, in me and healed I don't give a damn much these days You learn to live with it, 'sjust the way it is It hurts less but the pain ain't gone You learn to live with it, 'sjust the way it is It hurts less but the pain's still strong(Uplift)I got J.D and Jin for sweetening Every now and then I find myself running But it ain't died, it's just slumbering my And hurt less but the pain ain't gone No it ain't died, it's near by Hurts less but the pain's still strongMuch much less babe, but it still gets me It comes and it goes don't you know It hurts me when I, try reaching through It hurts when you let go! Much much less babe, but it still gets me It comes and it goes don't you know It hurts me when I, It hurst me when you It hurts when you come close!(tune-down)Through day time it's as if it's gone But when the night comes creeping on Between you and me I tell you Hon It hurts less but the pain ain't goneBut you won't hear a whimper out my mouth And when I'm sad I write these songs The pain's still strong, but hurts much less now It hurts much less but the pain ain't gone Said no it ain't gone, though it hurts muchmuch less now It hurts muchmuch less now but the pain still strongMuch much less babe, but it still gets me It comes and it goes don't you know It hurts me when I, try reaching through It hurts when you let go! Much much less babe, but it still gets me It comes and it goes don't you know It hurts me when I, It hurst me when you It hurts when you come close!

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Member Since: 4/26/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/endofmypatience
Band Members:PROJECT: END/OF/LOW/FI - conducted by Dr. Gabriel S.Moses and Musically Produced by Gahd who appears to him only in form of a hologram (who can also sing!). The BIG/GER WHOOP - is the group of musicians participating in project END/OF/LOW/FI which include an initial 3 piece performing band labeled THE BiiiG WHOOP and Additional participants.
Influences: David Alan Coe/NOFX/ Back to The Future
Sounds Like: a hollerin' riot.
Record Label: soon to be announced
Type of Label: Indie

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