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About Me

kind of a crazy lady, although not insane but in a more outlandish, rowdy kind of way. i love laughing and having good times, really love laughing, and so i adore my brother, we have very much the same demented sense of humour and with him i laugh and laugh. i grew up with a small fusion of my upper class grandparents(so i learned manners and how to be a lady), and biker parents(so i'm well, everything else i wrote). i grew up hard, and am fiercly protective of those i love and care about. i'm not afriad to defend myself, friends or family. i WILL fight you, i WILL draw blood! .... often to stupid and full of pride to walk away, this dame has taken her lumps... i love my lover, my dogs, kitties, cilantro, flowers, and green things, insects and rocks, water and sand. security, not the $$ kind, but the emotional. i've done fine with next to nothing, this doesn't bother me....i love knowing that i can trust someone, as i'm one of those whose trust has been sabatoged in the past by people that i trusted, so the bright ball that was once me, again is tinged with jade, hate, bitterness, and hurt. trust does not come easy, and Pat should really get some sort of prize for the patience(what?! pat, patient?) he has shown in dealing with me and my shit bags. people in general really irritate me. the naive girl who wanted to meet the world, built a huge protective wall instead to cope with it!

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comanywayz, i adore travelling and adventure, how it immerses me in the moment, no matter where i'm at, be it hitching some sunny highway, sitting by a tree, or in the middle of a city. its all new, unpredictable and exciting. thou i'm taking a very long break from this vocation. the newest adventure would be the life i'm growing and nourishing inside me. i freaked out about where my life was going when i turned 25, decided that it was time to begin the long process of changing my life. i've often wondered (although a lot less these days) if the west coast is really going to break off along the san andres fault line and crash into the ocean. that would make the ocean one filthy fucking place. i freak out about what the future is going to be like....i see clouds of impending doom.....ha.....and so i drank a million beers....cheers!
You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

agnosticism

79%

Paganism

79%

Satanism

71%

Buddhism

63%

atheism

58%

Hinduism

54%

Islam

50%

Judaism

29%

Christianity

25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.comi've learned a lot in my life as of late. no matter how fucking dank and shitty things get, i can stay relatively happy and optimistic. life can be a real bitch and throw a lot of unexpected twists on ones path. seriously, if i ever meet the fuckers in charge of this shit show called life........they've got some explaining to do!!!! getting older bums me out, the convictions i thought i could hold onto my entire life start slipping away, not washed away from the ocean blue, but more or less the city slough. and now i'm having a baby. its seems so crazy, although i know it just human nature, mammilian nature, it is just really wild now that its happening yo me. i actually thought i couldn't have children. and now i feel this little thing moving around inside me...bizarre, i tell you!
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

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You scored as Democrat.
Democrat

83%

Anarchism

75%

Green

58%

Socialist

58%

Communism

50%

Fascism

17%

Nazi

Republican

0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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My Interests

drinkin, fighting and fukin.HA! music and dancing, burlesque, old cars, hot hot rods, greasers, ancient civilizations, archeology, geology, meteorology, mystsim, voodoo, voodoo dolls, travel, the unknown,o0o0o0o, conspiracy, tattoos ....hangin out with freaks....intellegent conversation,and occasional drunkin shit talk! almost anything outside! i love the spring, all the sweet smells that linger every where, i love the summer heat, green things and flowers, plants, mountains creeks, bugs, it all has my attention. i could live outside in my tent for 3 outta four seasons, which brings me to treeplanting.http://tree-planter.com/expand.inc?image=50868e 20bf12c9a42ee855027b8e7eef.jpg check this link for treeplaning pics. nothing special but i can't steal them.copyright. from this there is no escape!! although i sure mangaed to get out of it this year, and sadly one more. newborn babies and treeplanting. not a combination that i'm willing to test myself with! i love the forest. it just smells good. i like books and art and making art, be it failed attempts at fabulous pphotos or paintings or clothes. and i like growing things. maybe mold on forgotten fruit, or plants. beer. gin. booze. its good shit. i miss it.

I'd like to meet:

i like open minded freaky people. who are smart. people who are funny, infectiously so, to borrow a line from lovely lisa...or straight steal it, depending on prospective.
You scored as III - The Empress. The Empress is a maternal symbol. She is the mother figure who loves, nurtures and protects. She will protect you, she will always be there when you are in trouble. When you fall over and graze your knee, the Empress will kiss it better. Yet she is not a weak figure. Her compassion is strength. If her children are threatened she will stop at nothing to protect them. If well aspected in a Tarot spread, the Empress can symbolise security, protection and unconditional love. If badly aspected it can represent over-protectiveness, fear of risk taking and refusal to face the real world.

III - The Empress

81%

XIX: The Sun

75%

VI: The Lovers

69%

II - The High Priestess

69%

XVI: The Tower

69%

0 - The Fool

63%

I - Magician

56%

VIII - Strength

56%

XIII: Death

56%

XI: Justice

50%

IV - The Emperor

38%

X - Wheel of Fortune

38%

XV: The Devil

31%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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Music:

You're Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
brought to you by Quizillai love rock and roll...be it stoner, fuzz, funk, trashy thrashy,......metal, death, black, some hardcore.....rockabilly/pshycobilly and old school punk rock....i hate top 40 bullshit, makes me want to puke.....reggae is slick, gimme marley, tosh, lee sctratch, sum tubby..... regga- junglemakes my heart race and my booty shake. i loove dancing...i can hack some electronica...although alot just isn't as good as i thought it was while flyin high....i dig some hip hop...if its groovin with positive, intellegent lyrics. i really dig going to shows and suporting the local talent, as well as checkin out random touring bands, such as bionic, bad wizard, peter pan speedrock, speed dealer, nashville pussy, hmmm sixty watt shaman, fu manchu, electric wizard. nekromantix, cramps, Demented are go, i hate trying to name bandss, cuz i'm a burn out and i just don't remember....kustom 45, the hardtails, creepshow,farrell bros., gutter demons, ramones, motorhead, red hot chili peppers social distortion/mike ness,danzig, misfits, DK, black flagg, new york dolls. i don't know, stuff like this is my favortie stuff. i like mellower hippy shit too. whateva...blind melon rules. the grunge scene was huge for me when i was a young-un... nirvana, soundgarden, alice in chains, stone temple pilots, hole, porno for pyros, janes addiction... sonic youth, the doors, hendrix, joplin, zepplin, sabbath, velvet underground yea, i was one of those greasy kids in the 90's, wishing i could run away to the west coast and do a bunch of herion....lucky for me, when i finally got there all i did was speed. *phew* & ladies and gentleman, theres johnny cash!!! i like some heavy abrassive shit...some i don't mind and other stuff makes me want to claw my fuckin eyes out, but whateva. i've seen a lot of live bands and can appreciate almost all of it live. but i fucking hate screamo, emo, the 'new' hardcore. there. tis good enogh for now.

Movies:

i like a lot of movies. trying to remember them thou....my brains isn't always so cooperative hmm i like fucked up movies that leave me twisted and demented. just kidding. kind of. eat poop.

Television:

that 70s show the family guy south park simpsons, you know cartoons. animal planet fukin rules. and CSI. its good

Books:

i love reading. total fuckng book nerd. anne rice novels..vampire & witchy shit.. stephen king..and his crazy creepy shit... anasazi mystery series...wicked historical fiction about the native americans...and the occasional book on oh, how you say, radicalISM...anarchISM...revolution...ISM!!heh heh'pimp', by Iceberg Slim. it's a bad-ass autobiography. its core. i just read a shit load of books by Chris Walter. He fuckin rules, you guys, i'm serious. check him out. for real.

Heroes:

i like open minded freaky people, who are smart and who think outside the box. also, people who like putting things inside the box.