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Laura

I am here for Friends

About Me

Socially retarded.

My Interests

photography, my dog.

I'd like to meet:

Zombies.

Music:

Silverchair, the Beatles, Tool, Tori Amos, Ben Folds, The Dissociatives, The Cure, The Misfits, Placebo, A Perfect Circle, Tenacious D, Disturbed, and so much more for just $19.95 if you call in the next ten minutes.

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Crow, Labyrinth, The Last Unicorn, Metropolis, Cry Baby, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Fight Club, American History X, Death to Smoochy, The Mexican, Detroit Rock City

Television:

Golden Girls, Lost, The Soup, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Boston Legal, Scrubs, My Name is Earl

Books:

Ender's Saga, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia. All that happy horse shit. Also, I love David Sedaris and Bill Ervolino and those other hysterical motherfuckers.

Heroes:

I admire anyone with good grammar and spelling. So that narrows it down to about 20 people worldwide.

My Blog

A Lisa Survey...

1) What's their name?  Lisa. Also known as the Devil's Fuckbaby, Squatsniff, and the record holder for Most Hot Dogs Eaten Through the Behind 2007. 2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend? It'...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:06:00 PST

Smack. You've been smacked.

Lisa's making me do this dumb thing.The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose some people ...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST