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David

You gotta look at it like the first time you get laid...Daddy, are you sure this is right?

About Me

Just turned 30, but still party like I'm in Highschool. I love Dive bars, FUCK the clubs. Well, I guess there fun sometimes, just not the trendy ones. I smoke Marlboro menthol lights. I am an artist, I do a mixed media of water color on paper and charcol and pastels over that. Check out the painting I did of my grandma when she was 4. I play guitar. And I am a Chef. I have a sick sense humor. I like dirty jokes, so if you have any, feal free to shoot them my way!
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My Interests

painting, Art, Music, Cooking, Makers Mark Bourbon. Lots and lots of bourbon whiskey. I also love Road trips.Budweiser Parrots

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I'd like to meet:

Try Parker and Mat Stone, Divine, Picaso, Freida Kahlo, James Bond, Stevie Nicks, Ellen Muth, Iggy Pop, David Bowie...The Fantastic Planet one of my Favorite Movies

Music:

Fleetwood Mac, Tegan and Sara, The Recantours, Weezer, Morcheeba, Nina Simone, Tricky, electronica(not House), and 80's music. The pixies, The cure, The Pretenders, the Clash, Souxie and the Banshies. Royksopp, The Smiths. The list goes on....

Movies:

The Fifth Element, Tank Girl, Poltergeist,(number 1, the others sucked),Serenity, Slither, E.T., Napoleon Dinomite, Shakes the clown, The color Purple, All About my Mother, Kinky Boots, The Devils Back Bone, Hell Boy, True Romance, Hostell...

Television:

Firefly, Dead Like Me, The Jeffersons, American Dad-(Rodger is the best charicter on tellevision today!), Ghost Hunters, Battle Star Galictica, Adult Swim Shows like the Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, Moral Oral, Robot Chicken, I don't like any of the Japanime. Medium, Cheers, Moonlighting..... width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

A Complete Hitch Hikers Guide by Douglas Adams, I Am Legend by Richard Matheson, Lots of Steven King books, I Like You! by Amy Sedaris, Basically any thing NOT ON Oprah's book club, except A Million Little Pieces by James Frey. Thats the one that got exposed as a fake memior, I only read it after she went crazy on him.

Heroes:

Hiro and Niki/Jessica