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Biergelibte

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About Me

I enjoys passtimes such as:the brewing and drinking of beer telling tard jokes to people with disabled children cooking, pc games, moshing and jigging at the same time, listening to metal and generally having a really morbid sense of humor. Free Horror layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

Philosophy and Psychology, Theology, Religion and the Occult. Anything remotely dark, unusual or of a contraversial nature.

I'd like to meet:

Not sure really... just like minded people. Anyone who doesnt shit me, which is pretty hard to do because I hate most people in general, I dont tolerate fuckwits.black books!

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Music:

Big fan of avante garde flowery bullshit blackmetal and goth crap but also love brutal technical death and any combination of the two.... okay - anything flowery and/or brutal

Movies:

The more deranged, lucid, disturbing and abhorrent the better. More specifically - Oldboy, 3 Extremes, Chinese Torture Chamber, Requiem for a Dream, American Psycho

Television:

Ronnie Johns, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Hellsing, Battlestar Gallactica, Top Gear, Sick Tricks, Heroes, Iron Chef, South Park. Anatomy for Beginners.

Books:

The Viking Trilogy, Anne Rice, Chuck Palahniuk ... classics like the HP Lovecraft, the Illiad and Celtic/Norse mythology.

Heroes:

Bill Bailey and Dr Gunther von Hagens. The brewers of Leifmans' Framboizen, Okocim, Hoegarden, Fruli and Erdinger.Myself sometimes, when im not entirely crapulent.

My Blog

Housewarming/Birthday Bash

Should be for the 8th of December... just went to see our new place today and I still cant believe how freaking huge it is. We've maxed out our credit cards spending a couple of gr...
Posted by Biergelibte on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:46:00 PST

Did you know...

that paedophiles faces morph into swirly distorted circles? ...
Posted by Biergelibte on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:31:00 PST

stupid

"wake up, we're going home its late" why did you make me go home Im having fun "i want an egg sandwich" YOU HAVE YOUR FUCKING EGG SANDWICH HERE IT IS ON THE TABLE "but i didnt want it i had beetroot ...
Posted by Biergelibte on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:03:00 PST

Stupid questions

Do vegans have pets that eat meat? And if they do.... do they feel remorse? How long does it take a really fat woman to shave her legs?
Posted by Biergelibte on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

The cost of addiction

Weekly Balance Sheet w/ending 21st September   Assets Cash in Bank $1,200                       ...
Posted by Biergelibte on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:03:00 PST

A Mumu for All Occaisions

  Hiyall, mah names Betsy, and these are my mumus...: This heres mah dancin mumu, but I cant dance no mo' coz mah thighs so big so I just sit in mah lectric wheelchair 'n spin round in circles. ...
Posted by Biergelibte on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:26:00 PST

Caramel Considerations

I have recently seen some cadbury ads featuring fountains of caramel.  It begs the question - can caramel truly exist in a cadbury world ? - and if so - What form does that caramel take? Consider...
Posted by Biergelibte on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:49:00 PST

Tastes like knives, mothers and psycho

Ive just bought a new beer to try from Croatia named Karlova--ko Pivo and given my past experience with a Croatian im expecting it to taste akin to the words in the blog title.  (A croatian...
Posted by Biergelibte on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

Sunday is porn day

I love Sunday afternoons ;) Theyre so productive.  PORN IS GOOD But Janine Loves Jenna is really really bad.  What kind of dickhead thought that a storyline where people fuck their way out ...
Posted by Biergelibte on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

Restrain your fucking children

Im sick of going to supermarkets and public places where parents let their kids run rampant. I was standing in line today and some little shit was fucking around so close behind me he practically had ...
Posted by Biergelibte on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST