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You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.Your bong is taller than your dog.It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.You set your wedding date for 4/20.You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.You start every sentence with - uhhh!.You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.You sell your car for gas moneyYou are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
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Which South Park kid are you most like?
Cartman
You are just plain evil and heartless. Though you're sly, and you come up with brilliant schemes, you're pretty dumb and close minded. Other people hate you... screw them!
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Mother Earth
You are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probley dont shower much and have dreds. Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.You are a happy drunk
When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comYou should make love to rock
You like a fast beat and rocking sound. Queens of the Stone Age gives your lovemaking that dirty back of the tour bus type feel. Rock on!
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Sluts
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Which Sublime song are you?
What I Got You don't cry when your dog runs away, you don't get angry at the bills you have to pay. You don't get angry when your mom smokes pot, hits the bottle and goes right to the rock. And you can play the guitar like a motherf...flippin' riot.
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Jack Daniels
WOW!!! watch out dont drink to much now, dont want to black out and have somthing bad happen now do you?.?... Jack Daniels is perfect for you
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man!
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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?
Tiny
This giant wears a mask to cover up burns he suffered when his father lit his bed on fire. He warms up to the female ... hes a real lady killer
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Which Star Wars Character Are You?
Darth Vader
You are the galaxies most feared figure. A giant among ants, you are a demi god and are capable of much, although you are evil.
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Boba Fett
a bad ass bounty hunter with flames, rockets, and a jetback.
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?
Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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Steve Irwin Stingray Death Video, EXCLUSIVE. Footage taken from a Police Storage Facility in Queensland, Austrailia. The Crocodile Hunter.
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Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Shazam, the Man
You ride around in a 1964 Chevy Impala
Yo gang The Mafia
Yo shoes be Baby-blue Timberlands
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 2,045
How much money you got? $3.1049408382957e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 88%
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You are King Arthur of the Britons! You let no-one
stand in your way, you are brave and strong!
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Which Monty Python & the Holy Grail Character are you REALLY?
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A Goat represents your sexual appetite. You have an average interest in sex. You like it, but not all the time. You are preoccupied thinking about other things but when the time comes… you are a dynamo in the sack.
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Heroes:
Heros? Are You Kidding Me
You are Tater Tots. Go get your own!!
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by QuizillaYou are 75% stoner
You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything.
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Leather whip
Your Favorite Target: Punks
Your Kill Count: 708,276,500
Your Battle Cry: "Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 39
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $178,746,911,854,972
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 14%
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