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ManualAutomatic

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Im very negative, Im not a big socializing type "cool guy" person, I dont like a lot of things, but i like a lot of things, I'm picky, and too much other crap to list. But all in all i think Im an ok person. And I also hate your artsy wartsy pictures! So stop taking them. If you'd like to talk to me...... Soniklogic on AIM...if im on.

My Interests

A whole whopping boat load of shit interests me so im not gonna go into it. If you really wanna know, talk to me.

I'd like to meet:

"Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long years Stole many a man's soul and faithAnd i was 'round when jesus christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fatePleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my gameI stuck around st. petersburg When i saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vainI rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stankPleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeahI watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they madeI shouted out, "who killed the kennedys?" When after all It was you and meLet me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And i laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached bombayPleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, babyPleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my gameJust as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me lucifer 'cause i'm in need of some restraintSo if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or i'll lay your soul to waste, um yeahPleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeahBut what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get downWoo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah!Tell me baby, what's my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what's my name I tell you one time, you're to blameWhat's my name Tell me, baby, what's my name Tell me, sweetie, what's my name"

Music:

Anything that fits my definition of good music.

Movies:

Star Wars saga of course, Tarantino, Spielberg, Kubric, Cameron, Cronenberg, some Ron Howard, oh yeah and Jon Woo sucks major hairy ass at whatever movie he directs, he should just disappear, and the guy who produced the fast and furious crap should hang!! I almost forgot about fucking Michael Bay ugh! god what an asshole

Television:

News

Books:

Now we're talking. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Any Orson Welles, H.G. Wells, Isaac Asimov, Micheal Crichton, Most Stephen King, it goes on, and so much more.

Heroes:

Han Fucking Solo, Wedge Antilles (any pilot of Rouge Squadron for that matter), I really cant think of anymore. Oh yeah and my folks and friends for putting up with my lame shit.

My Blog

Nothing in particular

Alright hello there been over a year since my last one of these here things.  Damn!! Where does the time go?  Jeez louise i say!  anywho.... i got nothing to write right at this moment....
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:31:00 PST

Southern Comfort's good???

So I found this bottle of Southern Comfort in my liqour cabinet, and proceeded to enbibe in all its grace. The kicker is, its not that great. I was drinking outta the bottle but it just wasnt good, so...
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:52:00 PST

Guess who's back in tha mohtafuckin' house

Hello, hello, guess who's back in the mothafuckin' house!!!Yeah it's been a long while of me not writing anything, more like not doing anything at all!  ive been stuck in a cave of no internet an...
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:24:00 PST

Shooting the shit

Since ive been looping this song now for about who knows how many times. I present you with this hypothetical situation..... Just picture yourself in a room, any room you want. Particularly a roo...
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:30:00 PST

Psycho Killer

YES!!!! oh my god!! jesus man!! YES!!! Let's backtrack a little.... A month ago in my kitchen... So  I'm sitting at my table enjoying the fruits of my labor...a pair of ham, cheese, lettuce,...
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

The Book of Kragen Terminology

This is dedicated to all you frooooteeeepies out there!!!! Awesome: adjective (pronounced: awe-sum), Describes when fellow employee does something good, says something that destroys a fellow employee....
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:46:00 PST

To be a scumbag, or not to be.....

Now that is the question.....After a year and half of working at my place of business, the word "scumbag" has lost its meaning to me. So im writing this in part to remember what lies at the ...
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 03:25:00 PST

Alice in Chains

Can you get any darker??
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 02:45:00 PST

Didn't NOFX do that already?

Well, as far as I know Queen did the first Rock Opera. Im getting annoyed at people saying how great Green Day is for writing a however minute long song in their new album. Calling it a rock opera, w...
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Epiphany

I hate this world!!!.......why?? cuz we really are "in high school again" plain and simple. And i fucking hated high school. Anyway, to the people i care about... much love...everyone else, go fuck ...
Posted by ManualAutomatic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST