Emily

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, i participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I make 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes and have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I am a private citizen, yet i recieve fan mail. I have been caller nine and have won the weekend passes.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken to Elvis. And occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. My SN is lettergirly0016 so...big gulps eh!