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If you're a band I dont want to be friends

About Me

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My Interests

Sleeping, skateboarding, guitar, eating sandwiches, sleeping, eating pancakes, spelling bee tournaments, sleeping. Scrabble fucking sucks.

I'd like to meet:

Ted Turner

Music:

Beck, Radiohead, Interpol, Deerhoof, Les Savy Fav, The Constantines, Fugazi, MF Doom, Prefuse 73, Sufjan Stevens.....

Movies:

Fuck movies.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, The View, The Venture Brothers, The View, Adult Swim. Why are some people too cool for cartoons?

Books:

1984, Invisible Monsters, Brave New World. I just learned how to read a few weeks ago so I'm still working on my list of books.

My Blog

I know I'm a tool for doing one of these but.......

BUT THEY'RE JUST SO FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::Brown Hair Color::Brown Height::5'sexy" Favorite Color::Brue Screen Name::fuck off Favorite Band::Interpo...
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST

I see what you're saying but.....

Many a times you'll be in a calm debate between someone and you'll make a very good point. A point that completely debunks what the other person previously stated. However, the person you are conver...
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:58:00 PST

Every god damn book is a national bestseller

Next time you see a rack of books at kinkos, albertsons, porn shops?, borders you'll see that every single book says it's a national bestseller. I'm going to write a book about wrestling matches betw...
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

Pitchfork Media's 100 Awesome Music Videos

So Pitchfork put together 100 badass/retarded music videos together from YouTube.com. If you're bored and feel like watching badass shit then give it a spin.Some of my faves1. Blur: "Coffee & TV"2. T...
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST

-gina latin

I have now decided that every word from now on should end with -gina (in reference to 'vagina'). i.e. juicegina, meatgina, passwordgina. An example of a full on sentence would be "heygina, aregina y...
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Sat, 06 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

The Official Chris Herman Fan Club

I have now officially become too cool for myspace. Now that I have become one of the big people (compared to all you FUCKING small people...god dammit), I have very little time for myspace. So now I...
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:55:00 PST

I can't believe I finished the whole thing

1) Using band names, spell out your name: Chk Chk Chk, Hint Hint, Radiohead, Interpol, The Strokes 2) Have you ever had a song written about you? 2 Legit 2 Quit 3) What song makes you cry? Wher...
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rock on Phil, rock on.

Sometimes I work at Albertsons and they'll play a Phil Collins song. When this happens I just close my eyes and clench my butthole and say, "Rock on Phil, rock on."
Posted by If you're a band I dont want to be friends on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST