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Twisted Terry

Car / motorcycle fanatic: Spent most of my $ on cars & ladies, the rest I wasted!

About Me

Spend most of my time on my Bitches(CARS & BIKE)& not enough time on my ladies!.....................Pipe Smoking is Coming Back. You do not inhale a pipe....simply enjoy the aroma and relax!I have never heard anyone compliment a cigar or cigarette smoker on the aroma of thier burn .....however, since I have been smoking a pipe for just a little over a year I can actually count over a hundred instances when people, especially ladies, have commented that they enjoy the aroma of pipe tobacco! .....I always joke with my sister and niece about what my response is when the ladies compliment the aroma....... I say...... " the fragrance is just as good before as it is afterward " if you get what I mean!!!!!................ It always gets a hearty laugh! However, just like the true romance movies of old:......... the before love making and ............after love making smoke is a real relaxer ....especially with a pipe .....and it makes the experience that much more pleasurable ......a few ladies I have met that are smokers............ will have 2 cigarettes turned filter side down in their packs.....I asked them why???...they said one before and one after .....I never new that ......now I have a seperate pipe for before and after........he he he ...... :)
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My Interests

Girls, Sports, Cars, and Family ....no particular order .....I'm a spontaneous kind of guy ..... like to keep it exciting .....

I'd like to meet:

YOU!!!!!!! JUST STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION!! I LIKE READING YOUR SPACE AND LEARNING MORE ABOUT YOU!!!!! I ESPECIALLY LOVE GETTING E-MAILS AND OR COMMENTS TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE......VERY EXCITING ....EVENTHOUGH SOMETIMES IT MAY NOT SEEM EXCITING TO YOU ANYMORE.....I AM SURE IT WAS WHILE YOU WERE EXPERIENCING IT ...... AND THAT IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT....A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES!!!!!!IF I SLIP UP AND ASK YOU SOMETHING THAT I HAVE ALREADY READ ON YOUR SPACE.....PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME BECAUSE I AM READING ALL OF THEM SO I TEND TO FORGET A FEW THINGS ....BUT IF YOU REMIND ME I AM SURE I WILL REMEMBER THE REST .....BY ASSOCIATION ....I JUST NEED YOU TO JOG MY MEMORY.....THANKS FOR BEING FRENDS!!!!!!!

Music:

Pink Floyd (freaky), Bob Seger, Bruce Springsteen - The Boss, and a multitude of others: rock, alternative, country, classic, jazz

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine....Office Space ...Casino Royal....Reservoir Dogs ..Clear & Present Danger....Meet the Parents ...Bruce Almighty ....Fun with Dick & Jane....Swordfish

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond ...Friends .....Sienfeld ..... King of Queens ...According to Jim ....24 ....King of the Hill ..Bones ....Football!!!!!!

Books:

Tom Clancy ... John Grisham.... Steven King.... Biographies of Famous People ....others

Heroes:

God, My Parents, Ronald Reagan, President George W. Bush & all the guys fighting to keep our country free from the cowardly terrorists who want to kill us ...cause These Colors Don't Run!!!! (only girly men run away) Peace is the RESULT of Freedom protected by Military Power and the Intestinal Fortitude to Use It to Defend Your Families, Freinds, and Countrymen!!!! Let us Continue to Live in Peace by Supporting Our Troops no Matter How Long the Battle!

My Blog

100 RAND0M QUESTION SURVEY

100 RAND0M QUESTION SURVEY1. 4th grade teacher's name: Sister Mary Clare or Sister Rose Marie ....can't remember for sure ....must of got hit on the head too many times ....he he!!!!2. Last words you ...
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Check out this video: Dick in a Box............hillarious!!!!

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Check out this video: Glow in the Dark Condoms

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Check out this video: Sexual Harassment in the Workplace!

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Posted by Terry on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

HOW SEX STARTS !!!!! - INTERESTING THEORY - I AM WORKING ON THE PROOF

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