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Chris

Just Your Average Joe (or AM I?)

About Me

Just ask, I will answer if I want you to know. ;-)Layout made by

My Interests

TV, movies, music, books/comics, pets/animals, family, friends

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, everyone

Music:

Madonna, Aimee Mann/til Tuesday, Olivia Newton-John, Scissor Sisters, Cyndi Lauper, Boy George/Culture Club, Natalie Merchant, Sarah MacLachlan, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Cecillia Bartoli, the list just goes on and on

Movies:

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, EVITA, STEAL MAGNOLIAS, RETURN TO ME, A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK, NIAGARA, and many more

Television:

WONDER WOMAN (above ALLLLLLL others), THE X-FILES, GREEN HORNET, BLADE:THE SERIES, EUREKA, 24, FAMILY GUY, HOUSE, PRISON BREAK, VANISHED, SMALLVILLE, MEDIUM, and HEROES (Yeah, so I love my TV & I am a geek, big whoop, wanna fight about it?)

Books:

ANYTHING by Clive Barker or Armistead Maupin (esp the TALES OF THE CITY series)

Heroes:

WONDER WOMAN, Madonna, my Mom, and anyone who stands up for what they believe and never let others conform them.

My Blog

Turn Signals

What is wrong with peeps that they do not know HOW to use a turn signal?  I mean, many times I am behind a car that will pull into the turn lane THEN turn on its turn signal.  Thanks, DUMBAS...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

My Love Life

Why is nothing EVER easy with me?  Saturday night, I met a guy named Tim.  We have tons in common.  He is incredibly handsome.  He is a very nice guy and he was the epitomy of hone...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:45:00 PST

Crazy Old Lady

What did I ever do to deserve a crazy old lady stalker?  Many of you know about her, but for those who don't, she knows I am gay and still wants to date me.  She has tried to give me $500 ca...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

TV The Best Date

I am sure many of you have never thought about it logically, but TV could be the one true perfect soulmate.  I mean, how often have you come home and your TV was not there?  You can turn it ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

What is a craw?

OK, I told you it would be continued.  According to Webster's it is "crop or first stomach of fowls--stomach of any animal."  Well, that makes more sense, but who the hellfire & brimston...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

Meat eaters

Can someone tell me why meat eaters are the biggest pushers in the world?  I mean, they are worse than drug addicts it seems.  I mean, I tell someone I am a vegetarian, and they act like I a...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

Illegal Immigration

Ok, so I am just tired of all this talk about illegal immigration.  I mean, who truly is native to this country?  The answer is NO ONE.  The "Native Americans" came across on the Bering...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:56:00 PST