Please Read This Or Gods Going To Kill Your Cat |
I read somewhere that every time you tell a lie God kills a kitten. Now I'm not sure if there is any truth to that statement, but it would explain a lot. I constantly find myself fighting the urge to ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
The Jigsaw Puzzler Speaks Out About Nicknames |
It's hard to feel good about yourself when you're 29, addicted to helium, and still living at home with your parents. People are always telling me to look at the bright side of things. They say things...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:28:00 GMT |
Making Sense Of The Dangers Of Confusing Urine With Popcorn |
I've been called many things throughout my life, many of which I cannot repeat in front of small children, dogs, or any stuffed animal that contains the color purple - and I'm fine with that. I mean j...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 22:02:00 GMT |
Is It A Half Full Conspiracy Or Is It Half Empty Or is It Even A Conspiracy? |
I use to believe that the glass was half full, then as I began to get a little older, I started to believe that the glass was half empty. But now I'm beginning to wonder if there ever really was a gla...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:55:00 GMT |
Crossword Puzzles Found Laying By A Pink Toilet Seat Cover |
I wonder if my name has ever been mentioned in a crossword puzzle. And if so, I wonder what clue they gave to help the person doing the puzzle to figure it out. Maybe it said ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 20:20:00 GMT |
