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John Chaos

If I could write off your murder i'd save all of my reciepts.

About Me

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team. My .. LtHades ..

My Interests

Comic books, cars, art, writing, reading, videogames, hot chicks, electronics, working out (when I have the time), anime, zombies, vampires, the undead in general, paranormal stories, books, stimulating conversation....more will be added later.

I'd like to meet:

I think the above picture makes it pretty clear....

Music:

Hard rock, Heavy Metal, Punk, pretty much all types of rock. There are other types of music I listen to, as long as it's good. Some bands I like: Rage Against the Machine, Alice in Chains, Type-O Negative, The Beatles, Foreigner, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Santana, AFI, Nonpoint, The Misfits, Boston....there's more, but it's real late, i'll add more later.....

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Crow, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars ( all of them), All the Ninja Turtle movies, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (both the original and the re-make)...more will be added when I think of them....

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Most anything on the History Channel, Cowboy Bebop, South Park, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, The Dave Chapelle Show, Horsepower TV, Justice League Unlimited, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, The Boondocks, Attack of the Show, X-Play, , G-4 TV.com, CSI: Crime Scene Investegation...

Books:

The Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, 1984, Frankenstein, Dracula, I, Robot, Stanger in a Strange Land, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Robot City, Farenheit 451, The Time Machine, The War of the Worlds, Collected Short Stories of Edgar Allen Poe, Collected Short Stories of Isaac Asimov, Dune, I am Legend - various other stories written by Richard Matheson, more to be added later.......I'd add the comics I read or have read, but it is far too many, maybe I'll type all that later.

Heroes:

Batman

Frank Castle
El Jefe!! Superman , Bruce Lee, Alan Moore, Bruce Campbell, Isaac Asimov, Edgar Allan Poe, Kevin Smith, Jim Lee, Alex Ross, Garth Ennis, Brian Michael Bendis, Neil Gaiman, and anyone who can truly be happy and confident within themselves.

My Blog

Aikido

So it's bee a while since i've updated, for good reason. Ok, there's no real good reason why I haven't updated other than laziness.In my last blog I mentioned a new MMA type gym that opened up near my...
Posted by John Chaos on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:43:00 PST

Bigger,Faster,Stronger...

So a new gym opened up very close to my house called "The Cage". According to the sign they teach various fighting arts, but what got my attention was the word, boxing. I always wanted to learn boxing...
Posted by John Chaos on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:07:00 PST

Lately...

Been working at the marina exclusively now for about 2 weeks. I walk around all night making sure no one comes onto the property. Nothing has happened but the neighborhood has gotten worse. I'm always...
Posted by John Chaos on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:41:00 PST

A bit worried...

I’ve had a lump in my leg for a few years now, no big deal. It never gave me any trouble. In other words I never really gave it much thought. However, lately, I started thinking about it again, ...
Posted by John Chaos on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:25:00 PST

this sucks

Seems everywhere I look, everybody seems to have someone. I know I should be worrying about other things, but it’s always in the back of my head. No one notices me anymore and I am very depresse...
Posted by John Chaos on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:49:00 PST

AHHHH!! Ive been tagged!

I have been tagged by the People's ChampIAN. I need to write 10 random facts about myself, or goals, so here goes:1. I plan to own a muscle car as soon as I have finished paying off my current car.2....
Posted by John Chaos on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST

Yeah i’m alive...I think.

Things have just been boring as HELL. Work is boring. Not one person wandered on the property last night. Which is too bad, I love sneaking up on people and telling them to leave, its funny when they ...
Posted by John Chaos on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:25:00 PST

What Ian and I talk about.

streetcarp645 (10:21:53 PM): Daaaaamn, I just peed.LtHades (10:20:53 PM): And you needed to tell me this why?streetcarp645 (10:22:50 PM): Because...streetcarp645 (10:22:53 PM): ...It felt good.streetc...
Posted by John Chaos on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:28:00 PST

My car.

Well a few months ago the air-bags for the air-ride suspension in my car went out. At first it was just the sensor. Sometimes the rear-end would drag, and other times it would be high-up in the air. W...
Posted by John Chaos on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:23:00 PST

An excersize in tedium.

What is it about the ambiance of a Catholic Church that makes kids want to scream their heads off for no apparent reason? Probably from the guilt that radiates from each and every adult in the room. ...
Posted by John Chaos on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST