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sheri the wonder llama

now with 13,000 mexican jumping llamas

About Me

I hate babies.

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My Interests

comics, cooking, eating, writing about cooking and eating, drawing, kittens, puppies, cheez-nips, skydiving, making fun of people, admiring graffiti, doing my lady-flips, chupa chups.

I'd like to meet:

If I'm sober, Sam Harris. If I've had a few, Leslie Hall. Or anyone who will let me do my lady-flips for them and still call me the morning after.

Music:

there are these Tigers, see, and they're made of steel. or STD's. something like that. they're pretty ok and they play Misfits covers for my/our anniversary. in boy scout uniforms.

Movies:

In this order: Laura, Yojimbo, Le Samurai, Black Narcissus, Calendar, Kicking and Screaming, Primer, Once Upon a Time in China, God of Cookery

Television:

BuffyBuffyBuffyBuffyBuffyBuffyBuffyBuffy Also America's Next Top Asshat. I can't help myself.

Books:

Good Lord, the pile never seems to decrease. So long as the book store with fat cats is down the street I will forever have a tower of literature that cannot possibly keep up with my slow, drunken reading pace.

Heroes:

the strippers at Union Jacks. those women have talent, guts and tits I would die for. In that order.

My Blog

Dry like a unicorn in a haystack

People keep congratulating us on not drinking.  Seriously folks, it's only been a week and a half, and I thought we were the ones with the habit looking like a problem....No really, it only start...
Posted by sheri the wonder llama on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST