I'm just a girl who can't say no. No wait, I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help loving you. No, no, I'm your soul man. No, no, I'm your garbageman. Or, wait, maybe I'm a human fly and I don't know why.
Okay, okay. I'm just a guy.
Anybody who wants to be friends. Anybody looking for a way to get rid of far too much disposable income. Anybody who wants to show me things they've never shown anybody else.
Failing that, a member of the Norse pantheon would do. Thor, Odin, Freya, whoever.