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Uncut Mofo

Suck My Kiss

About Me

Hardcore intellectual sex crazed mofo who will fucking make you want it and I'll happily give ya want ya want. Make sure to bring two pairs of socks, cuz ima knock yers off.

My Interests

Aural and oral pleasures. Hairy guys intrigue me, but open to any hot fuckers!

I'd like to meet:

Stewie, Eric Cartman, Clive Owen, Ryan Reynolds and all y'all renegade fun lovin' sorts.

Music:

I'd fuck Britney while Kevin sucks my balls. Gimme anything British or fuck you rocker

Movies:

The ones we're gonna make

Television:

South Park and Simpsons.

Heroes:

You, of course

My Blog

To Tom or not to Tom...that is the question

So I'm at 299 friends, which is pretty fucking cool.  Should I push to become a "Tom" or should I truly try to befriend all y'all in my own provocative way?  Always yearning to hear from you...
Posted by Uncut Mofo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Favorite Part of the Male Body

So I was asked what my favorite part of the male body was by my straight roommate who didn't understand how sexy a guy can be. I told him he's full of shit cuz he works out all the time so he knows h...
Posted by Uncut Mofo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uncut Part 2

Cool thanks to all y'all in support of us uncut guys! Thanks for the postitive feedback on my dick too...Makes me feel all special...
Posted by Uncut Mofo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The joys of being uncut

This girl in the dorm wanted to see an uncut dick today, so I showed her mine of course and she freaked out.  What the fuck, has she seen her fucking pussywillow?  Are uncut dicks really that fucking ...
Posted by Uncut Mofo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST