Towelie, (also known as Toweleeeie or Stephen McTowelie), voiced by Vernon Chatman, is a talking "RG-400 Smart Towel" manufactured by Tynacorp, designed to automatically be able to adjust his absorbency level depending on the dampness of the surface he is used on. He is 17 in "towel years". He is usually seen either giving towel-related advice to the citizens of South Park or, more often, getting high on marijuana. Towelie constantly reminds other characters to "Don't forget to bring a towel!" (a possible reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), and then, after an awkward pause, asks the subjects "do you wanna get high?". Towelie often falsely claims that drugs improve his memory and/or make him smarter. It is implied that marijuana is to Towelie's memory as spinach is to Popeye's strength: whenever Towelie smokes a joint, the Popeye theme song is played, as it is when Popeye eats spinach. However, in the aftermath, getting high does not have the desired effect of improving any of Towelie's claimed skills - instead, Towelie usually forgets where he is and what he was doing. His major appearances include appearing in a self titled episode based around his origin, and in A Million Little Fibers, a parody where he writes a partly-fabricated memoir, which gets him into trouble with his fans. After Kenny's death, the boys go friend searching for a replacement in the episode Professor Chaos. Towelie, a possible candidate, was said to be "Stoned all the time. You can't really depend on him for anything", by the boys.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4--------------
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