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Mattypoo

I wike Turdles!

About Me

My name is Matt, I'm 25, I live in Burt, and I've pretty much grown up in Birch Run my whole life. It's a small shit hole town that is fueled by a big outlet mall that slowly falls apart more every year. I'm a free thinker, easy going, open minded and sorry ladies but I'm taken. I'm considerate of others and polite, sometimes too nice. I'm pretty shy, but once you get to know me I get really goofy. I see people for who they are, and believe that kharma will prevail over all. I have a girlfriend, Kristen, who pretty much rocks my socks while putting up with my "quirks". Someday we will become zombies during the chemical fallout of 2015, and eat each other's brains while locked in a deep loving embrace of rotting, eviscerated flesh. Yeah I love her to death, tis so romantic. My friends I keep close and if i loose track of you then I'm sure we will meet up again in the journey of my life. I love all sorts of music. Mostly stuff that's not played on the radio, but I do fall for a few mainstream songs. I play bass and sing/scream for a metal band called DevilsClub. So that's a big part of my life now. We are having a fuckin great time playing shows, and just meeting people. I want to have a regular myspace, but I'm too lazy to start over again and add all my friends again. Yup soooo have a yummy day.

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Music:

Member Since: 4/25/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/devilsclub
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Influences:

The bands that influence my writting and music currently: Cephalic Carnage Tony Danza Tap Dancing Extravaganza Between the Buried and Me The Cast Pattern Tom Waits Carcass Mastodon Sikth Opeth The Dear Hunter Devil Driver Cannibal Corpse Genghis Tron The Faceless Gizmachi Dog Fashion Disco The Mars Volta Coheed and Cambria Lamb of God Soul Coughing Ekoostik Hookah Aphex Twin Primus At the Drive-In Pink Floyd Queen I listen to a wide range of music, not just heavy stuff. If the Lyrics have a good point of view and it sounds kick ass I will check it out. Politics, friends and family influence me. Life is a giant book to be written.


Click on the banner to check out my band you douche bag!

This guy goes psycho at his job and trashes the place!

Some pretty crazy innovation by Mark Bass! The Mo Mark!

One Cloud - Rob Martino

Goya's Dream - Greg Howard

Guitarresque - Greg Howard

Imbred, possessed freestyle rap is the new thing among the kiddos!


Type of Label: None

My Blog

Oil and you!

You're sick of hearing about it aren't you?  4,500 semis are idle from truckers being forced out of work from gas prices.  Russia is trying to buy the trucks from us because they are anxiou...
Posted by Mattypoo on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST

Hooray for virgins who save the net!

I just caught wind of this story on youtube today.  Apparently this Belgian girl, Tania Derveaux, has offered her services to people who vote to ban centain ISP's from limiting internet...
Posted by Mattypoo on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:40:00 PST

Behold King Moon of the 7th Quadrent in the Milky Way

I recently pondered about the Earth's moon and had a discussion with Sam about it: SewnBackTogetherWrong: sometimes i wonder why moons on other planets have names, but our moon here by earth is just c...
Posted by Mattypoo on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

Dear Zoobooks

Alas, poor Zoobooks you are so old and depleted, yet I see your commercials on TV all the time. The same old commerical I've seen since I was a wee youngin. I regret to inform that I will not be subsc...
Posted by Mattypoo on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST

Office space...with bunnies!!!

http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/office%5Fspace/
Posted by Mattypoo on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

today the gates of hell open! dont forget your raincoat!

thats right kiddies, it is 6-6-2006! and if you like get rid of the 200 it kinda looks like 666, which is the "sign of the beast"! i dont know what significance this has with the day. probably nothing...
Posted by Mattypoo on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:52:00 PST

finally the truth about blogs!!!

  MADDOX speaks his mind about blogs! http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish...
Posted by Mattypoo on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:57:00 PST

i have thought of better things on the shitter!

yeah the other day i was watchin tv and i noticed an infomercial that baffled me. someone built these steps that you place in front of the couch, bed or a higher plane to allow you pets to climb up th...
Posted by Mattypoo on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:08:00 PST

pinnacle of pointlessness

have you ever felt like something is not to its full potential, or its thought up then wasted because its forgotten.  at a peak of a mans prime he's supposed to output the best material.  bu...
Posted by Mattypoo on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 07:30:00 PST