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Balter

I want you to want me. I need you to need me.

About Me

People will often come up to me and tell me I look like the guy in Lord of the Rings (Alysia Wood). I imagine I'm a lot like that guy. I'm solipsistic and some times not sober. I enjoy wearing fur and look good in fur and I like to dance and I'm a really talented dancer but I'm straight. I don't think anyone can really explain who they are in a myspace bio. I'm easily amused, unable to sleep, short on attention, analytical...I love love so much it's hard to breathe. People say I'm below average height but I think they're wrong. I am addicted to Creatine and that is embarrasing. I am loud and handsomely obnoxious; it's hard to bare me for extended periods of time. I've travelled the earth quite a bit and visited many great cities. Am bound to the ebb and flow of the ocean. I am a beliver in the Mayan Civilization. Sometimes I dream of having my own city; I'd name it Chum Town. Self-defeat and sarcasm are my contributions to the world.

My Interests

Music, literature, food, ideas, censorship, creatine

I'd like to meet:

Curvacious women, David Bowie, Robert Johnson, Ronald McDonald and his entourage, Prince, lots of other people.

Music:

Flaming Lips, Old Crows Medicine Show, The Pixies, The Doors, Bella Sebastian, Dylan, Morphine, Tom Waits, Bowie, Beethoven, Mozart, Nirvana, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, The Sex Pistols, Guns N Roses, the Backwards Ninja, P Funk, Stevie Wonder, Robert Johnson, Sonic Youth, The Beatles, Cool and the Gang, and lots lots more

Movies:

Wings of Desire, Rocky Balboa (6), The Departed, The Royal Tenenbuaums, Buffalo 66, Lost Boys, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Caddyshack, Pi, Spotless Mind, Deer Hunter, What About Bob, Cool Hand Luke

Television:

I don't really like tv all that much. It's pretty lame, actually, and all the reality shows really blow. But I always enjoyed Ren and Stimpy, the State, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and The Wonder Years.

Books:

There are too many. Confederacy of Dunces, Brothers Karamozov, Crime and Punishment, On the Road, Dharma Bums, Distance to the Moon, Birds of America, What I Know So Far, Catcher in the Rye, and Nine Stories are some of the more influential on me.

Heroes:

Dostoyevsky, Malcom X, Frederick Nietzche...it's all random and every great person still has their contradictions. I don't know if I can really follow one person's ideas entirely, but I commend anyone who is willing to take a stand against the norm. The self-obsessed, who have almost no regard for people who will try to put them down, and still truely believe in something, and try to make that something into a reality.