Tom is a real boy

I'm tom...kinda bland but y'know... I'd love to be "the scourge" of something..it would make my name a bit more exciting. " Tom! Scourge of ____! any ideas people? Anywho i guess my all-time biggest passion is music..playing listening and writing. i play guitar and i have like 6 of them, all in various stages of "repair" coz whenever im not playing them i seem to be dismantling them for some reason.... My hairs naturally ginger but i dye it, mainly coz i prefer it black, plus i cant be arsed to get the dye removed so i just keep topping it up haha I could go on and on about how i hate fakes and liars but for some reason i seem to attract them anyway...so what the hell? come one come all! I'm told that I'm a funny person and i like people who i can have a laugh with, so if youre going to add me, talk to me for 10 mins and then disappear, dont waste my time (yes funny AND grumpy) i am the world's only agnostic atheist, a self-professed procrastinator and (when the mood strikes) a tortured liberal. A hopeless romantic, an abject coward, a blithering idiot and a philosophical genius when given the right alcoholic stimulation. an attempted gentleman but also a cynical, grumbling git. a hater of all things i pretend not to be, an individual only in the sense that i am not a siamese twin. a pitiful example of masculinity and a practising hetrosexual (i hope to get as much practice as possible.) a cracker of bad jokes, a disciple of terry wogan and a closet wurzels fan. tigers fought, revolutions quelled, ales quaffed. all-round professional prat i love this gal (: she's my bestest buddy