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About Me

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i have no idea what to say about myself. im kinda spacey!pretty damn doog when i try. i make really bad jokes. a clinical sarcastic. petty but never serious.
Appologies... im really lazy
A few good friends:
Ras the funniest actor i know.
Matt, im sorry dude i cant think of words that do you justice..
Frankie, yes chef. haha. great and wide visual media dictionary.
tash, comics, games, worlds greatest geek; ash, tash's boyfriend. dudeee.(effusion)
tom the scourge of legends (d1sxhorns:xbl)
dave high alot. drunk alot. kindred bro. haha.(guestwho:xbl)
shaun ~smooth~whaaa chuu. (pending:xbl)
joe? bigger than punk rock (pending:xbl?)
steve:pwnstah, the greatest person you will ever meet in your life.
piles ya batty!
jamydod, friend of steve and funny man.
vulakaer? i want to say john? buddy!
xbox live. kill the leader, pick up before attack. for the win.
time and tide: dufus, awesome band. hope we do buisnes in the future.
big thanks to all the bands and artists that have given me endless amounts of happiness. check out kommon sense. great guy. dufus, been going a long time. got some great stuff. day1songs. gave me some of the best times ive ever had. r.i.p
i dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but i think unicorns are kick ass *nods*
thank you to all my family for always helping me. just keep truckin? lol
thank you guys and girls who have give me chance to get on with it. love/hate me or just think im a dip stick you have helped me out and owe you all
all the shows i have watch have pretty much taught me to speak. so thats a pretty big thanks and fuck you! south park, spaced, tmnt.
I have a girlfriend called Shaz or Tailz... shes cool.
anything else?
more about bands.
GAMES! hopefuly in 2 years this will be my profession.
PeaXebe tha jurrny

My Interests

Music:

i like music! you can ask me... if you forget!

Movies:

high'larious, slapstick n gangstah
Dumb & Dumder:
Beth: So I told myself. Beth you just got to run girl and oh you know what that clutz did next?
Lloyd: No and I DON'T CAREEEE!
[sees framed newspaper article about moon landing]
Lloyd: No Way! [chuckles]
Lloyd: WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
Half Baked:
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter.
Get some HÃ¤agen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man.
Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores man.
Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and.......... Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
Kenny: You got it.
Johny Depp
/Fear and Loathing..
[commenting on the song "One Toke Over the Line" playing on the radio]
Raoul Duke: One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
/Pirates of the Caribbeam:
[Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum]
Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Television:

watch as little as i can. dvds an shit.

Scrubs
Turk: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
J.D.: Dude!
Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?

South Park
John Edwards: But, I'm a psychic.
Stan: No, dude. You're a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believed dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then, you're a stupid douche.

Family Guy
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Books:

ive only ever read 2 authors.. pratchett is a noble mage-jester

red dwarf
Rimmer: That suit's as sharp a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye!

Pratchett
"For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks."

Good Omens:
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."

Heroes:

Micth Hedberg:
/I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
/I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
/I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

Tidus:
/No no no, when I say 'Whats our Goal??', you say, 'Victory!!!'
/This is my story. It'll go the way I want, or I'll end it here.