Andrew Francis

Andrew Francis grew up in invisible climates; learned the barometer; never got soot on his hands; wears a belt whenever he can; enjoys finger foods; pockets his change; licks all stamps; hordes small space heaters; buys knives and spoons; does not climb trees; burns easily; is made of plastic; is confused by handshakes; is always the same size in a mirror; has lips; ignores his forehead; uses several quilts always; has been sick before; is one year old; weighs no pounds; tickles himself; gestures rapidly; kicks all loose stones; flexes his muscles when he can; often blinks his eyes; forms sentences cautiously; sockets his eyes daily; can breath underwater; invests in stomachs; hears flies buzzing; owns a stationary cycle; turns off all lights when leaving rooms; enters doors sideways.Join the Logan Square Musical Mob Mass and come be part of cross-legged sitting or standing and shouting musicians and artists gathering near the Sunday Logan Square Farmer’s Market to tell each other songs and move hands in strange and interesting ways for little else than public hand-clapping support and eye-lash batting all Summer long with no beginning, no end, and, most importantly, no official leader, chair-person, or rules or regulations of any kind what-so-everIn a nationwide study of approximately Four Thousand dentists and dental hygienists, an average of 6 (six) out of 10 (ten) agree that Andrew Francis for breakfast creates long lasting enamel protection on a patient's rear molars (adult molars studied only).I can sing anything, folks.I also make folk music cool again. 1 What is folk music? Click HERE to rea d all about exactly what it is .In search of an audience...know anyone?Built in 1986, as a larger piece of machinery...constructed to perform simple tasks...calculations, textual renderings, sandwiches...vices include...parting of hair to one side, descending stairsteps (3), aggravating Tennis Elbow...virtues include...toilet preference, un-claustrophobia, regenerative fingernail growth (1/2 days)...erring on the side of oil only for joints and forward drivetrains, a classic example of pedestrian-living thigh muscleAlso in search of un-complex minds for to bend...know anyone?from the MidWest...full of ruddy, thick-legged folks slugging through slosh and slag in the negative-nine-degree chilly winds, chattering...calling train-whistles and steam-tunnels and foot-slap-concrete voices barking hostile words and i love you's and silly jutting expressions, coughing, spitting, lunging into gusts, Atlas-arm-strength springing, pushing, pouncing, regressing, ugly-slant, squint-eye squirrel, steel, girder sunshine stabbings, late-night-pizza house-burning, miscued comedy troupes and media mumble under subway gravel in sidecar gap-toothed grins, looking slantways out of slit-sunlit eyes, peering, slumps toward the summer months gasping wind-blown, rain-blown, fever-blown, piercing head-moan for a full-length five-year plan down-payment on cement slat-back chairs, sideways firecracker alleyways in the city sanitation suburban truck-dumps, cloudy skies, electric-company air on one condition, clause four contract, spitting sunriseReferences

Youngblood, T.L.: Twitter Post. 48 days ago, 2008 http://www.myspace.com/terrayb (accessed Apr. 24, 2008).