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Jacob G

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About Me

i protest mutants and other oddities

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama, Spider-man, and Gozar the Gozarian

Music:



Movies:



Heroes:

Robert Blake is a man of many talents, including murder

My Blog

am i evil?

 Im starting to worry that i might become a super villain ( It may seem arrogant to worry about becoming anything with the preface of SUPER but if im gonna be a villain might as well reach for th...
Posted by Jacob G on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:58:00 PST

Art of jacob

the other day i was introduced to this universe called "underground" written by tom cain. Its like mad max meets the blade runner.  Needless to say it got my cretive jucies flowing. Heres some ar...
Posted by Jacob G on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:39:00 PST

thank god for hip teens

Ok, ill be honest: I love it when teenagers kill themselves doing something stupid. In fact nothing fills me with more raw satisfaction then hearing about a thrill-seeking child getting killed by tryi...
Posted by Jacob G on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

ART JAM feb-6th

here are the results of mondays art jam. some quick sketches i did. nerdy power armor from falloutthe soviet rocketeermy all time favorite character ever ( whats his FULL name) guh?my parents....my ve...
Posted by Jacob G on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:53:00 PST

Why women shouldn't be President by Dr.J

WHY WOMEN SHOULDNT BE PRESIDENT A MODEST ARTICLE BY DR. JACOB GRAY  Hooray! A woman president! This could be history in the making! Finally our beautiful country will be run with compassion...
Posted by Jacob G on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:58:00 PST

getting rid of jacob gray

I wish i was like a horror movie monster.Only One kind of something could kill me. What could be better than haveing the security of knowing that you could only be sorted by silver arrows ecrusted wit...
Posted by Jacob G on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:01:00 PST

BOBBY PERU VALENTINES DAY CARDS!

Hey everybody here are some Totally ROMANTIC VALENTINES DAY CARDS! These are unlike most since they feature BOBBY PERU! Nothing says i love you more than a leering SEXUAL PREDATOR!  :)rarr!! TIGE...
Posted by Jacob G on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

About Pagans By Dr.J

About Pagans and un-biased editorial by Dr. Jacob Gray A lot of people have been asking me why I hate pagans so much. There is a simple answer to that question: because they are the purest form of l...
Posted by Jacob G on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST

dr.J dateing advice 3: winning her back

Lightning stikes in the distance. Tearfully she slams the door in your face. You stand there a mix of puzzlement and shock. Then You turn to walk away as the rain begins to pour. Midway between her h...
Posted by Jacob G on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

Dating advice from Dr.J: Volume 2 "The Date"

 Dr. Jacob Gray here with some advice you can use! Again: "this asshole isn't qualified to tend with the tender inferno that is my heart!". Don...
Posted by Jacob G on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST