Roctopus

Why, hello, fellow denizen of the internet! Sgt. Reginald Alabaster Pennington III esq. at your service. I extend the humblest of welcomes to you as you have stumbled upon my majgick wall, or "site" as I have found it to be called. Such discrepancies need not be discussed at such a time, however--Welcome!I fancey myself quite the conversationalist; any subject may be presented to me and my knowledge permits me to comment accordingly. It extends far beyond the reaches of petty responses, however, as I, myself, feel obliged to take the initiative in most social situations. I need not creep in the shadows and strike at the right moment like a carrion bird--nay! I trudge, head first, with ideals and opinions of mine own, and bring to life a conversation most dull. I may go so far as to say that my charisma dwarfs that of most others'--a hefty proclamation, but one I can easily support!I'm not all sqwauk, however--I can be an ample listener when I need be. I am a bubbling cauldron of knowledge just waiting to spill and impart my help upon those less fortunate when the time calls. In summation, I can go either way, but prefer to be on the more social end of the spectrum!As for the more confidential aspects about my person--why, I can't just spill such tidbits willy-nilly! Such an act would bring upon a fortune most undesirable to me; personal information is to be exchanged with those only of close relation (i.e. a loyal friend, or relative), or a pretty woman with interests most intimate! Ho-ho!I am quite the roamer--this should be the integral part of this introduction. I move about from destination to destination in search of knowledge and rare antiquities. Join me as I keep you updated with my exploits!