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jedi

You're the bee's knees, but so am I.

About Me

I'm moving to Colorado this summer. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

wine, hummus, working, yoga, jogging, rollercoasters, live music, dipping sauces, singing in choral groups, cooking, singing and playing keys in present tense, running through sprinklers, hiking, headbanging, dancing on speakers, embarrassing myself and you, driving, flying from LAX to DIA, playing jenga, learning how to snowboard, nerds, enjoying natural disasters, fixing things around the house, reading, cartoons, dive bars, trains, libraries

I'd like to meet:

Charolastras. People who'd spend a Saturday wine-tasting and the next day watching cartoons. Someone who would take the longer way home just to view the lake. Someone who has a dirty mouth. Those that will harmonize with me in the car, on or off-key. Hikers, foley artists, pinball-players, frisbee-throwers, calculators, those that commit random acts of spontaneity. People who will give me quarters for laundry. People who are clean & conserve their resources without being too uptight. People who are willing to drive "all the way" out to Arcadia to visit my lonely ass (I offer a comfy couch, wine, ramen, and really slow internet access). People who can handle my shit-talking side.

Music:

present tense, radiohead, portishead, the shins, zero 7, squirrel nut zippers, minus the bear, massive attack, ted leo & the pharmacists, inara george, squarepusher, sigur ros, muse, otis redding, stereolab, the velvet teen, mars volta, dredg, metric, beck, emery, bad religion, gorillaz, pixies, ben harper, bjork, the living end, chopin, no knife, cursive, the like, gnarls barkley, rise against, iron & wine, pinback

Movies:

anchorman, shawshank redemption, sleepy hollow, harry potter, thank you for smoking, xmen, the pianist, the life aquatic, in america, finding nemo, cradle will rock, donnie darko, robin hood (cartoon version), amelie, spring summer fall winter spring, dirty pretty things, cb4, spinal tap, best in show, star wars, bubba ho-tep, kung fu hustle, shaun of the dead

Television:

the office, the simpsons, firefly, six feet under, dead like me, scrubs, arrested development, law & order, family guy, the state, the daily show with jon stewart, stella, good eats with alton brown, robot chicken

Books:

jenny & the jaws of life, harry potter, the alchemist, zen & the art of motorcycle maintenance, oryx & crake, lord of the rings, roald dahl

Heroes:

and/or brothers?

My Blog

hellyes

I'm sitting here at my dad's, and he FINALLY has dsl. He just picked me up from the airport. The flight was okay. His dog is gone (adopted by a family in Kansas) and he got two new parakeets.He went t...
Posted by JennyBond on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

Furniture Slideshow - For Sale

I'm selling all my furniture. If interested, I'll tell you the price I'm asking (each one OBO) and the dimensions. Not included in the pics - queen bed, nightstand, desk, dining room table + 4 chairs,...
Posted by JennyBond on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

i'll kung pow your chicken

I am really excited to see the 300, but I want to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, too. TMNT, baby. I freely, openly admit it.I was at the gas station yesterday and each gas pump now has a flatscreen...
Posted by JennyBond on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST

aaaah!

attack decay sustain release saw sine square triangle cutoff resonance vibrato tremolo LFO modulation depth frequency delay monophonic polyphonicanalog digital timbre pitch volume arpeggiator chorus p...
Posted by JennyBond on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

oh no! lava!

1. Grab your phone.Ok.  Now what? 2. What kind is your phone?The kind that rings. It also can saute, chop onions, and mince garlic. 4. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter C?Cab...
Posted by JennyBond on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:20:00 PST

can't sleep

I recently became aware that I, yes, I, am able to buy things on ebay. I bid. I use paypal. I get glorious items in the mail. How long has that damn auction site been around? More than ten years? How ...
Posted by JennyBond on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

myopia, bitch.

I am myopic.  I know, call me what you want, I am freely proud of who I am and your jeers do not deter me from admitting the truth.It is not easy living the life of a myopic. We strive for greatn...
Posted by JennyBond on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

Perhaps.

Your results:You are Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 80%Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60%Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 60%Inara Serra (Companion) 55%Zoe Wash...
Posted by JennyBond on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:30:00 PST

humina-humina

Finish the sentences 1. I've come to realize that my last ex...is a cool guy. Though I already knew that. 2. I am listening to...Wilco. 3. I talk...a lot, about a lot, perhaps way too much. 4. I l...
Posted by JennyBond on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

Ok fine.

Alright, December. You beat my cynicism.Damn it.
Posted by JennyBond on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST