Developing new projects, working with talented people, rockabilly gatherings, filming people on my cell phone in parking lots as I set off my car alarm and scare the shit out of them as they walk by.
I know it's really wigger to post a picture of your new car on MySpace, but fuck it, and fuck you too cuz I like it!
Creative people with original ideas who aren't afraid of success. Women who only carry baggage when it's time to get on a plane...
Queens of the Stone Age, Joey Kingpin, Bikini Kill, Johnny Cash, Utah Saints, The Muffs, Elvis, Green Day, Envision, Messiah "21st Century Jesus", ELO, Depeche Mode, Redd Kross, Brian Setzer, The Carnies Deluxe, Ricky Nelson, Esquivel, Liberace (Yes, you heard me right), The Soviettes, The Network "Money Money 2020", Mike Ness "Cheating At Solitaire", Dean Martin, Juliette Lewis, Martin Denny, Les Baxter, and various lounge, The White Stripes, The Horror Pops, Kathleen Hanna, Tom Jones, The Fantanas, Frank, The Sex Pistols, Ennio Morricone, all the unsung rockabilly hero's, and not one song by The Beatles.
1950's and 60's sexploitation flicks, Quentin Tarantino, Rob Zombie, Martin Scorsese, 1970's Mel Brooks, any mafia movie ever made, Spaghetti Westerns, old Hollywood, Clint Eastwood, and Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory.
Thank you reality television for killing the sitcom. I would much rather watch Danny Bonaduce freak out and take a shit on the hood of a car 5 nights a week than be subjected to another family sitcom with a fake laugh track that gives me a creepy feeling like I'm being molested.
Who reads books anymore??? It's all about magazines and reading shit by internet homo's.
Merv Griffin, Walt Disney, and the guy that invented those wet ass wipes.