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Well Where do i begin....Puerto Rican Fashionista To The Core! ...... outgoing.funny.charming.Workin.Relaxin.drinkin.Skoolin.Bronx Born= Was In The Hamptons Now Back To The West Coast....!!!- LOVIN IT! happy with my self So U wanna kno about me huh? So why dont you get at me... In My Free Time... I try to go shake my ass!_------- " VIBRANT THANG "HipHop.Jazz.House.80's.electro.pop.Ragga.Jungle.Reggae.Ska. Indi.Poet.LOVES:ThriftStores!l!/HighFashion!!!!/Vintage Part-Time Shoe Collector! * ALWAYS IN HEELS * people tell me i gotta Mean shoe Game! i try i must say i do Try! Anything 2 do with the fashion WORLD!!! Workin On Me and bein Happy with myself!( long and Hard PROCESS!). Up to meet new Friends..that live in reality and not caught up in the bullshit we call life. Anyone that can See past the Regular. Dont Bother talking to me if you are tha kinda person thats BiGited!!- * Mae you Got Me* Also if you are caught in a Bubble World and cant evolve out of it cause you are not secure within yourself please move on. If you can make me laugh and cry all in one day your GRAND.Also.Loves.Foes.Butch.Femme.Bi.Straight Im over the Les Pulp Fiction! So if your up for a real non-artificial Conversation im your Girl. CIAO!* In a NUTSHELL * outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention(from loved one.no self control(only sometimes). kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisteroius. VERY EASY GOING!!. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted by love. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" Or "Stunning" to a special person. stubborn.courious.independent. strong willed. a fighter....Still learning how to be one! Not Always a Bad Quality!And A Hard to Find QUALITY IN WOMEN THESE DAYS.... *Always*You have been spanked with a folded leather belt and/or "chancletas" ...leather ones!You know your mom is sneaking up on you cause you can hear her "chancletas" flapping on the linoleum floor.Your mom yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you only live in a one bedroom apartment.You've ever called linoleum floor a "rug"You can get to your house blindfolded by the smell of the "chuletas."You say "Vamoj pa' encima" or "mete mano" instead of "Let's get started."You got scared whenever someone mentioned "el CUUUCO"!!!You remember every Christmas those "aguinaldos" that abuela used to sing for you.You've gone to titi's house and passed through the "bead curtain" in the living room.You know someone who owns a conga, bongos and/or a cowbell.You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on the tv and under the tv.You have a porcelain cat/dog/rooster or frog on a doilie in your living room.You have a perpetually semi-drunk uncle.Someone in your family is named Maria, Charlie, Papo, Ana or Carmen.You call rug-carpeta , roof-rufo, parking-palkin, stress-estress, library-libreria (instead of biblioteca), boiler-boila, sucker-soca, or to knock-noquiar.You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.You need a cup of coffee after every meal, expresso boricua style "con leche".Your sister has hair on her legs and as much moustache as your father.One of your aunt's weighs over 300 pounds.You have one or more cousins in and out of jail.Your uncle has more gold in his mouth and/or neck than you've ever seen.You have sat in a two-passenger car with over 5 people in it.You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car... an a PR bumper sticker.You have a picture of "Cristo" or a crucifix in your house.You actually think some names begin with "Ave Maria pursima, Papo." You walk around saying "chacho" or "chacha" or "ay,bendito".You have said, "no, hombe" instead of "no, hombre" to both sexes.You do that funny pointing thing with your nose and if the person doesn't understand you, you use the lips for emphasis.You can speak with your face: twitch like a rabbit to ask "what do you want? or nod your head upwards to mean "wassup?"You have driven a "cheby" (Chevy) or a "forito" (Ford)!You call all sneakers "loj tennis" and the Converse are "loj champion".All cereal is called "con-flei"All brands of diapers are called "pampel".You have ever ground pltanos and/or fingers for pasteles during Christmas time.Your car has fifteen speakers in it and you fix it every weekend.You remember when Heineken replaced Shaeffer and Schlitz.Your dinner consists of a "mixta"...rice and beans and some kind of meat.Your uncle has a wife and a "corteja" or "chilla".You've put a penny on your forehead to stop a nose bleed.Your mother has put a balled up piece of thread on your baby cousin's forehead to stop her hiccups.You have at least thirty cousins.You know how to drive "estandard" or "estick" shift.You can tell the difference between Cafe Rico and anything else.A coqui's sound has driven you crazy.Your grandmother thinks Vick's vapor-rub is the miracle cure for everything.You're proud to be Puerto Rican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Puerto Rican friends!You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.Hookers and the homeless are invisible.The subway makes sense.You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.You consider Westchester "upstate".You think Central Park is "nature."You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think its a "steal."You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.Your closet is filled with black clothes.You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.You take fashion seriously.Being truly alone makes you nervous.You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.You don't notice sirens anymore.You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.Your door has more than three locks.Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown.When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.You know the differences between all the different Ray's Pizzas.You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.You know what a bodega is.You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in TexasFilm crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from NYC. ; I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout