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Will

Ma celebrity iz fuckin crazy

About Me

I'll b talkin all day if I wuz ta tell y'all bout me. Itz impossible bcuz I'm undescribable. Ma character iz jus as flawless as ma looks. I'm fine, Ima pretty as n*gga, talkative, outgoing, charismatic, smooth, kool as hell, and a whole bunch of otha perfect sh*t dat defines who I'am. Don't get it confuzed tho don't take ma koolness fa weakness. Nobody eva has taken it fa weakness and I'm 100% sho nobody eva will but when I flip dat soldier switch itz a wrap. Basically I'm erthang positve wit no downsides on sum real. I luv women. I luz da ladiez unconditionally. Could u imagine life wit no damn women? It would b hard den a mutha 2 relieve stress. lol I got luv fa ma fellaz 2 but don't get it twisted cuz it's a different kind of luv feel me. It don't get no betta den me. I'm internationally known but if I don't know u and u don't know me feel free ta holla at ya man. I'm alwayz down fa meetin new faces even tho itz hard fa me ta do considerin ma celebrity-like status. If I know u and u know me most definitely holla at ya man cuz itz good ta get at old faces fa sho. Old or new faces do da damn thang. If itz sumtin u want ta know dat I aint cover den u know what ta do hit me up.......

My Interests

I aint interested in nuthin. It aint nuttin fa me ta b intersted in. Erthang I wuz interested in I found out about a long ass time ago. I got da life xperience and knowledge of a 70 year old man so what iz dere ta interest me at dis point.

I'd like to meet:

It don't matta. Whoeva. Of course da ladiez but come on dat should b a given.

Music:

I like alotta sh*t. I have ta say right now I'm bumpin ma n*ggaz Lil Wayne and Jay-Z da most. On da R

Movies:

Yo, let me skool y'all on sumtin. Scarface iz da best movie of all-time on sum real sh*t.Da greatest movie eva created wit out I doubt which makes ma man Al Pacino da greatest f*ckin actor fa playin da hell outta dat role word up. I wuz probly up on Scarface way b4 y'all. Not 2 long afta Scarface came out I saw it. Da first time I saw it I wuz 2 yrs old. I peeped it out wit ma uncle and I rememba dat sh*t too cuz I wuz scared az hell.lol Especially at da end when he hit dat rampage rage. Den I gotta go Goodfellas. Afta Goodfellas I gotta go The Godfather. Deez are ma faves fa sho. Let me get Training Day and Platoon down here too.

Television:

When it comes ta TV da best freakin show eva wuz Martin. Dats ma boy right dere. New York Undercover wuz da sh*t 2. All ma TV ONE peeps holla at me. Fa da most part when I do have time ta take out of ma buzy non-stop alwayz on da go can't get a break life I'm checkin out deez reality showz and what not. American Idol, Run's House (by da way I caught Vanessa at Menlo Park mall and she wuz tryin ta get at me 2 but I and nobody else could blame her aint nuttin new), da Flavor of Love joint. I mean I aint gonna front I like dat lil show cuz dat sh*t kinda wild out but I can't seem ta figure out y deez cute, aight, decent lookin chicks goin hard ova dis 1 ugly ass n*gga. I guess like ma peep Deion Sanders said

Books:

The Bible, Pac's Auto-Bio, Malcolm X Auto-Bio, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, For The Love Of Money by Omar Tyree and the Dictionary. Oh yeah and sum book by dis cat Michael Baisden. I 4got da name of dat sh*t but all dat n*gga books iz dangerous. I know deez iz mags but shout out ta ma peeps down dere at Jet, holdin it down at Essence, Ebony, ma shortiez in Victoria's Secret, Playboy, Hustler, King, Sports Illus., and Sports Illus. Swimsuit Edition, The Source and a host of otherz.

Heroes:

God-Jesus. Otha den dat I'm ma own damn hero cuz I'm a leader. Peeps look up ta me not da otha way aroun.