Rich

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I am a funny guy with a sunny disposition, unless I am pissed, then I'm a fat guy with an attitude. I like walks on the beach, but driving a car is better (except when you hit the people walking on the beach). Stand up comedy is cool, but sit down is better, and much more relaxing. I'm very stubborn and always right, unless my wife says I'm not, then she's always right. I want to skydive some day, but I think jumping out of an airplace is stupid, it's like trying to ride a bike out of your car on the freeway. I wonder sometimes why someone doesn't just punch that Jack in the Box mascot guy square in his little cone shaped nose. I think gay people should be allowed to get married so they can see how f*cked up it is, I mean really, why do they get off so easy? I think all the homeless people should be required to work at Starbucks, just think about it. No really, think about it.