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Rosco...

Kind of a big deal...

About Me


I am 67% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there's a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom
"That's so typical of you Ross, someone chucks you a porn mag and you sit and read the fucking articles." ~ Rick Webber

Hi. I'm Ross. I'm a pseudo-sesquipedalian. Look it up. I don't like football, or most cats. I'm a twenty two-year old ex-journalist and graduate of Buckinghamshire New University in High Wycombe. I originally come from deepest, darkest Devon, an area with a gene pool so shallow you could crack your head on the bottom. I currently work part-time at Topman, selling clothes. No, REALLY. I am a complete geek, think Welsh people are brilliant, and believe there's a puma in Paul's parent's garden. Also, I'm seriously addicted to these:
Buy me some and I might just be your new best friend. I co-run Scylla Records alongside my good friend Richard Hughes, feel free to check us and our signed acts via the following link...they're all a bit good.Via my music promotions company, Moral Victor, I have had the pleasure of working with a variety of up-and-coming and established UK rock acts including Secondsmile, Dopamine, Enter Shikari & The Blackout, as well as numerous others. For details of upcoming gigs in both Devon, Dorset & Buckinghamshire check out the MV page using the following link...
I am also part of the mighty Invictus Promotions, promoting shows at BCSU in High Wycombe. We're like a Spartan legion. True story.I am sometime merch guy for Rocombe's finest (read as only) hardcore punk band Donnie Brasco , they're like a Devonshire version of Strike Anywhere. Promise. My merch duties for them usually end up with me drunk, shouting abuse at people. Same as every other merch guy really.

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My Interests


Music. Antagonising people who need antagonising. Antagonising people who don't. Archery. Attenborough Sundays. Banksy. Banoffee Pie. Bear. Biffy Clyro. Black & White. Bohda Te. Boost bars. Bulleit Bourbon. Butterkist popcorn. Chocolate Frijj. Cowboy boots. Cryptozoology. Dawn of War / Winter Assault / Dark Crusade. Discworld. The walking contradiction that is 'Emo'. Fencing. Games Workshop. Halo / Halo 2. Hardcore. Innocent Smoothies. Knob Creek. Lord of the Rings. Mario Kart. Martial Arts. Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction. Metal. Moral Victor Promotions. Noodle Bar. Norse mythology. Ornithology. Pocoyo. Pokemon. Pop-punk. Post-hardcore. Pretzels. Punk. Rock. Screamo. Scylla Records. Ska-punk. Southern Comfort. Spaced. Star Wars. Stealing other people's music with Jeff the Pen Drive. Stencil Graffiti. Swords. Texas Hold 'em Up Poker. Thud. Wildlife Documentaries. World of Warcraft. Yop.

I'd like to meet:

A girl, who doesn't live a million miles away, who is as passionate about music as I am, who can forgive my many failings and who is ready to look to the future and not dwell in the past. A 'Snow White' complexion would be nice too. Might be sorted on this one... Any bands looking to impress themselves upon me should scoot on over to my promotions page, making use of the above Scylla link...

Music:

These are the bands that endure. If you don't like them, you are wrong. These are the bands on my label......and these are just some the bands of the moment for me.
Every Time I Die Mahumodo(RIP)/Shels/Devil Sold His Soul Exit Ten Air Traffic GET FUCKED.
Deaf Havana
April Dead/Josh Elliot
Memphis May Fire
Four Year Strong
Twin Atlantic
Outcry Collective
Young Hollywood
We're Not Superheroes Anymore
Maybeshewill
As Cities Burn
A Girl A Gun A Ghost

Movies:

Enough said.

Books:

Pratchett, T.
I am the proud owner of the complete Discworld series. Hey, at least I didn't spend it on crack... Tolkien, J.R.R. Dahl, R. Milne, A.A. Pullman, P. - His Dark Materials.

Adams, D. - The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

Thomas, M. - Before & After. Nix, G. - The Old Kingdom trilogy.

Iggulden, C. - Wolf of The Plains Abnett, D. - Gaunt's Ghosts series/Eisenhorn trilogy/Ravenor trilogy/Riders of The Dead Matheson, R. - I Am LegendStencil Graffiti by Tristan Manco Nothing Feels Good: Punk Rock,Teenagers and Emo by Andy Greenwald
Artists
Adrian Smith

Jamie Smart
Paul Kidby

Dan Mumford
Karl Kopinski
Daniel Conway
Banksy
James Jean

Heroes:

Genghis Khan. Leonardo Da Vinci. Charles Darwin. Sir David Attenborough. Simon Pegg. Dylan Moran.

My Blog

My music rant (previously cluttering up my page).

As far as music is concerned, I like what I like. Some bands touch me (inappropriately, in the case of The Candidates...) and some don't. Some of my favourite acts provoke derision and contempt from t...
Posted by Rosco... on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:43:00 PST

What have we become?

So many of those people I consider close friends are approaching me with stories of their unhappiness, their discontent, their disatisfaction, their isolation, it makes me despair of the world at larg...
Posted by Rosco... on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

Losing my religion...

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic....
Posted by Rosco... on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

PANDA DEATHMATCH! HAPPY 2007!

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=8F858CB2-358D-4F60-B3CA-A2 281EE3706C,EC3213BA-2E88-4BBD-A8CE-17C720EC4760&t=m2& ;f=06/64&p=Source_ifilm&fg=&GT1=8816 xXxXx...
Posted by Rosco... on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Girlfriend Application- just for jokes eh? ;)

What's your Name:Age:Birthday:Location:Sexual Preference:Height:Body Type:Eye color:Hair Color:Favorite Bands:Favorite Movies:Religion:Smoke?:Drugs?:Drink?:Drive?:Job?:Piercings?: Where?:Tattoos?:Where...
Posted by Rosco... on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST

Jesus loves you...

...God, however, thinks you should fry. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12467604/?GT1=7938 Don't believe me? Lightning doesn't strike twice...unless he REALLY means it... http://www.wsbtv.com/news/9293414...
Posted by Rosco... on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:52:00 PST

Right, here's what you're going to do...

1. You're going to follow this link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=gKw-Qvi_zig 2. You're going to start the video off, then pause it so it can stream well ahead of playtime, go make a sandwich or somethi...
Posted by Rosco... on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

It's official...

SCENE AS FUCK.SCENNNENENENE YES! Most likely you're really not TRYING to be scene, but you definitely are. You probably love bands like From First to Last, Underoath, Norma Jean, Roses are Red, etc. a...
Posted by Rosco... on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:31:00 PST

NahnahnahnahnahnahnahNAH...

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and...
Posted by Rosco... on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 06:38:00 PST

Give It a Name '06- I just did a sex wee...

Source: www.efestivals.co.uk Give It A Name (London) - Saturday 29 April 2006unknown stageSaturday 29 April My Chemical Romance - confirmed The Ataris - confirmed Atreyu - confirmed Panic! At The Dis...
Posted by Rosco... on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:54:00 PST