Ode to My (Ex) Mustache |
This was written back when I had a fatty 'stache: Ode To My (Ex) Mustache My mustache is grand and eerie I won't cut it It's a policeman cut, a Avioter-wearing, coke-ranting CHP officer trim...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:00:00 PST |
PORNO |
Pornography isn't the best thing that happened to humanity. I'm not talking about no petty bourgeois semi-naked chick lying on the couch. I'm talking about that gross, nasty stuff. You know the kind, ...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST |
I got a FLUGEL |
I just got a new flugel horn today! It's totally dark and sexy and will make me the biggest stud man alive&. Some of you may be scratching your booty, wondering what exactly this FLUGEL hor...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:11:00 PST |
The Adventures of the Great DILDO part 3 THE FINALE |
part 3 baaaybe He knocked on the heavy, wooden front door and waited. After what seemed like years of slow, painful silence, he heard footsteps approaching him f...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST |
2 Poems |
2 Poems, One Somber, One Silly (ALL SHAFTO) Remember when we were young and soo creative? We wrote sonnets in our minds didn't know what to call them thought it was only Batman We wrote movie...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST |
The Adventures of the Great DILDO part 2 |
PART 2 At school, concentration was proving to be quite complicated for Dildo due to all of the things on his mind. Algebra, science, English feminist literature,...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:15:00 PST |
Messin' with Urkel |
They're all TAKEN all of them... and the ones that aren't have the CLAP (please hold your applause...) I have a history with dark, uncanny girls. Interviewing my heart with a Q-tip.....
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Nick Lashey's Surprise Visit |
Nick Lashey, the great soon-to-be king of Philippians pop, made a guest appearance on my doorstep tonight. He waltzes in like he's lived here forever; surveys my life, says "cool." We're old buds, ...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST |
The Adventures of the Great Dildo PART 1 |
The Adventures of the Great Dildo: A Night To Remember Pt.1 Dildo woke up from his slumber to find his environment most disconcerting. "What the fuck?" he lamented. "I'm so dead, man." Howeve...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:56:00 PST |
I HATE Bad Haircuts |
You know how once in a great while you go and get a haircut that makes you feel great? You walk around town and everywhere you go, people are giv...
Posted by Shafto Straight BLOGin... on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST |
