Darryl a.k.a. BAY - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Darryl, I'm 5'8 weight about 160 pure muscles...I like to play sports (all kinds). My favorite sports are basketball and football..I have traveled to about twenty different states playing basketball for NIKE...I love to meet different people no matter how you look or acted unless you make me madd...so there's a chance....I'm a very good listener, and I love to have fun....So holla at cha boy....**** What's really good with my myspace homies!!!!It's ya boy Darryl Johnson, but I rather be called Bay so respect me, and I will do the same for u. I love to play basketball and workout. Some of my hobbies are singing, dancing, chillin with my peeps, and rappin..If yall don't know already, I click up with D.I.B "Doin It Big" not to long ago so shout outs to my niggaz: D-Will, D-Tel, Kool, Swac, and J.Meeks..Keep holding it down my nigs..Another shout to my right hand man at all times, my nigga Kenneth aka K-mac..One love deep in the game..Imma real down to earth brotha. I like to keep it real from the start so there's no problems in the mix of my life. I like to meet new people so don't be afraid to add me as your friend..But on some real shit, enough about my spotlights ........~*H3R3'$ TH3 R3@L3$T $TUFF !'V3 3V3R WROT3*~........ I have a son who means tha world to me. His name is ISAIAH MICHAEL JOINER...He was born on November 12, 2004 and it was the best damn day of my life..I've never thought God could create someone so beautiful...Just want to take this moment to say that "NO M@TT3R !F P3OPL3 T3LL U D!FF3R3NT, D@DDY LOV3 Y@" I have neva known a child to be soo smart, funny, handsome, outgoing, and loving like my son...I'm soo Bless to have him in my life..

My Interests

nothing because im a LOW-LIFE LOSER: Playing Basketball, Football, Singing, Dancing, working out, and chillin with my homies

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Allen Iverson because he's my favorite basketball player. I like the way he play. Most players don't have the heart he has for the game..He never give up when the situations gets tough..He's the answer to your problem..Respect him or hate him, he will still treat you with respect..the one and only.."@!3"

Music:

carrie underwood, the pussy cat dolls, kelly clarkson, the black peas, gwen stefani, keyshia cole, eminem, mariah carey, chris brown, jamie foxx, chamillionaire, joss stone, christina aguilera, norah jones, nelly, alicia keys, anthony hamilton, destiny's child, missy elliott, r. kelly, paul wall, slim thug, lyfe jennings, luther vandross, tlc, 2pac, t.i., rhinanna, shania twain, faith hill, sade, kirk franklin, cece wianans, mary mary, ashlee simpson, mary j. blige, danity kane, monica, amy winehouse, fergie, vanna hudgens, hinder, mims, julez sanatana, jerzee monet

Movies:

Love and Basketball, Four Brothers, You Got Served, Honey, State Property, Blue Chip, and all the Tyler Perry shows, rent, big momma's house (1&2), bad boys (1&2), when a stranger calls, pink pathaner, set it off, gothicka, the mask, cry wolf, little man, phone booth, steel magnolias, red eye, elfie (2006), closer, meance II society, all the 'fridays', selena, honey, you got served, scary movie (1&2), dont be a meance II society while drinking yo juice in the hood, the color purple, hostel, IT, lock down, the blair witch project, are we done yet?, dead silence, the reaping, perfect strangers

Television:

flavor of love(1n2), real world, rap city, 106npark, martin, living single, wayns brothers, saved by the bell, california dreams, american idol, in living color, the suite life of zack and cody, that's so raven, one life to live, making the band, wild n' out, yo momma, america's next top model, keyshia cole: the way it is, unsolved mysteries, the missing, one tree hill, dance life, two-a-days, the wire, charm school, i love new york

Books:

I don't read books, books are for nerds....

Heroes:

I MAY NOT BE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN UR LIFE......... I JUST HOPE THAT WHEN U HEAR MY NAME U SMILE & SAY "DATS MY MUTHAFUCKIN DAWG

My Blog

NASTY SEX JOKE

okay so a guy isnear theend of hissenioryear in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with hisyoungerbrother who is only 9yearsold.One night, he decides to bring hisgirlfriend homefor...
Posted by Darryl a.k.a. BAY on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

y=Yes n=No m=Maybe

answer this and send it back 2 me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers. You might be surprised w/ the results y = Yes n = No m = Maybe Would yo...
Posted by Darryl a.k.a. BAY on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

Hilarious Sexual Facts....

(Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? (A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. (Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? (A...
Posted by Darryl a.k.a. BAY on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

A Ghetto Love Poem

Gul I luv you, Skraight up Fo'Sho. Or I wouldna told dem udda guls not to call me no mo. I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you. Why you thank I do, the thangs I do? Remember how I use ta wine...
Posted by Darryl a.k.a. BAY on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:19:00 PST