Graduation: 22 days and counting |
"There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second."Logan Pearsall Smith
Posted by Sally on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST |
Explicit and yummy |
This is why Todd is my best friend: (names have been changed to protect his "manwhoreness")OK, so this hot older chick (35) came up to my store yesterday. Her name was Betty and she has brown hair, bl...
Posted by Sally on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST |
A few new support groups? |
Support groups for:
1. Women and their periods.
2. People frustrated with student loans.
3. Women on their periods that are frustrated with student loans.
First of all, never call your "student loan p...
Posted by Sally on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST |
Death |
Deciding whether or not to go take a shit I was told one of our co-workers died 10 minutes ago. I didn't know her very well, so I feel that I should be quiet and careful. A month ago I saw my uncle di...
Posted by Sally on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST |
Yep |
Things I learned today:MadTV has officially won my vote for best Saturday Evening show.Garlic has taken over my system and broke my toothbrush.Phantom's beer is too frickin warm for my tastes.I'm home...
Posted by Sally on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:46:00 PST |
Mentally Handicapped |
Is is me or are people constantly getting stupider? I think someone should start a website called, "You're a stupid mother fucker and you dont even realize it!".com
Ok, I'm going to go check fo...
Posted by Sally on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:16:00 PST |
Flare Your Nose |
Why don't normal people ride the bus? Am I the only one or am I really just as weird as they are? I think God makes me ride the bus because I masturbate too much.
I really enjoy going to Wal-Ma...
Posted by Sally on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 05:52:00 PST |
Cat puke |
Got a cell phone yesterday. I had one in 2000, by I started getting headaches from the phone.... or from everyone calling. I'm tired of asking for change for the pay phone.
Last night I was on...
Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Time |
Where the hell do people have time to blog? I am supposed to be cleaning the litter boxes and doing laundry. I suppose it will save my relationship by babbeling online, than telling my girlfriend. She...
Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
