Stephalasaurus Rex

NOTE: If you don't take the time to actually read this, I'll probably tear you the fuck apart. Dont IM me asking me questions that have already been answered here. Unless you're fucking blind, there's no excuse.
22 things you should know:
1. I probably hate you.
2. Music is my life. I seriously cannot live without it. And I think it's really lame when people judge people based on what they listen to.
3. I'm most likely not interested in you. Actually, no. I'm DEFINITELY not interested in you.
4. If you don't read my profile and IM me with something I obviously don't like anyway, don't expect a nice response.
5. Your dick is small and hidden beneath many layers of fat, therefore, I don't want to hook up with you. Stop asking.
6. No, I don't want to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend.
7. I don't care if you think I'm hot. I don't want to hear it, and pointing this out in the most obvious, mentally retarded way will not get you anywhere. Example: "WOW UR HOT"
8. Steph is not my real name. My real name is Hiroko, and there's a good reason why I don't use it. Unless I know you, you can't use it either.
9. I LOVE body mods. If I win a lottery, I'm not going to be recognizable anymore due to all the ink and holes in my skin.
10. I hate 99 percent of Christians. Spend a year in Pike county, and you'll see why. Keep your relgion to yourself. I don't need it shoved down my throat.
11. I hate 99 percent of Kentuckians, as well. So if you're some idiot redneck that has six pictures of your car truck, and a confederate flag image anywhere on your profile, and your default picture is of you in a shitty baseball cap, do me a favor and commit suicide now, please.
12. I'm a pretty quiet person in real life.
13. I hate talking on the phone, so don't ask me to call you. You're not special enough to be the exception. Get the fuck over it.
14. I say what I feel like saying. I'll probably offend you, and I probably won't care.
15. I won't tolerate bigots, racism, homophobia or any other kind of discrimination.
16. I'd probably rather spend my time playing video games than talking to you.
17. I can probably kick your ass at Half Life 2: Deathmatch.
18. I like animals way more than people.
19. If you fuck with my friends, you won't live to do it again.
20. I generally believe that almost everything is possible until given substancial reason not to. I believe in ghosts and aliens, just to name a couple.
21. I'm horribly addicted to caffeine.
22. Don't even bother to add me if you don't have any pictures or any actual information on your profile, or if you're some kind of depraved slut that feels the need to have a dozen pictures of your tits or ass.
If you've gotten this far, and I haven't weirded you out or offended you, congratulations. I might actually get along with you.
AIM - cookiesnher0in. With a zero, you idiots.
Get into it.