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Big McLarge Huge

i'm going to penetrate your mind... resist if you can

About Me

..stories, photos, beer, love

My Interests

[beer, basics, and breakfast cereal], art history,charcoal, watercolors, chiaroscuro, writing, dancing, painting, taking naps, sleeping on couches, harry potter, red wine, taking pictures, swing sets, leg warmers, caffeine, quoting movies, moments, split seconds, bad judgement, drunk dials, skateboarding, deviance, bed tents, dive bars, autumn, fountain soda...

I'd like to meet:



Music:

punk, folk, girlie, dancy, happy, sad, metal, hip hop

lately:
built to spill
bjork
circle takes the square
bloc party
coheed and cambria

Movies:

the boondock saints, the royal tenenbaums, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, waking life, high fidelity, serendipity, top gun, lords of dogtown, imaginary heroes, wedding crashers, anchorman, the original star wars trilogy, the indiana jones trilogy, the back to the future trilogy, igby goes down, i 3 huckabees, the life aquatic, the virgin suicides...

Television:

my so called life, sex and the city, gilmore girls, desperate housewives, nip/tuck, grey's anatomy

Books:

wuthering heights- bronte, emily
slaughterhouse five- vonnegut
the house on mango street-cisneros
watership down- adams
franny and zooey- salinger when i was 5 i killed myself- buton

My Blog

start over, start over

well, i moved into my new apartment. it is lovely. i feel extremely grown up there. i have my own little parking spot, and an office. it is such an grown up apartment. no more room mates, no more quar...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

i just want you happy

i find myself being strangely optomistic about life lately. things seem to be falling into place. perhaps... maybe... yes. most of the time i am so rediculously happy that i think i may exlode. seriou...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

pretending...

man i have people fooled into thinking things. i'm only pretending really. the past two years of my life have been consumed by a story which i don't think i will ever finish. how did i even convince...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:04:00 PST

and so it is

things will never be the same again, that's for sure. and i can only blame myself. it's so funny how a television series can sum up so many of life's situations perfectly."did i ever really want him? ...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

second best

i have always had a complex that i am second best... with everything... friends, painting, drawing, photography, relationships, writing... their is always someone who is better, or better for people. ...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:39:00 PST

if i leave are you ready to come with me?

yes. let's run away, let's leave this place, lets forget we ever hated each other in the first place... everything is kind of fucked... but i seem to be thinking more clearly. this doesn't make any se...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Fri, 12 May 2006 04:13:00 PST

cleaning spree

[with the help of karyn] i scrubbed down my entire apartment. everything. all of the dishes, the counters in my kitchen, the bathroom sink, toilet, bath tub... i picked up all of the clothes on m...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST

i served derek hess a soy latte...

no, seriously. i had to make derek hess a soy latte. and if you know me, you know how bad i wanted to spit in it, or take it in the back and piss and jizz in it. i didn't..... self control is a wonder...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST

these days

i am at a point in my life where i finally feel like i am getting things right. despite complications i am making it. i can afford my bills which astounds me to this day... that includes my credit car...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 12:59:00 PST

cooking wine

i have been cooking a lot lately. i invented a sauce which i would like to share with you all. it's vegan... and it's delicious! ingredients: soy butter [or margarine as it were] chardoney [or any typ...
Posted by Big McLarge Huge on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:47:00 PST