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Penelope the Platypus

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About Me

First and foremost: I am completely and utterly obsessed with the show Smallville (Robin, if you are reading this THIS IS SO YOUR FAULT!) and especially the character Oliver Queen/The Green Arrow...otherwise, there really isn’t too much to me. I am 19 years old, and live at home with my dad. I am not working right now but I just finished my work towards my culinary degree. I recently spent the last year living in Portland,OR which was totally awesome and I miss it down there so much…at the moment my life consists of sleeping, hanging out online, reading, listening to music, watching TV and movies, and hanging out with dad. Lame, right?I am in the middle of a long process of redecorating my bedroom and as soon as I am finished I will post pictures on here. And surprise, surprise: I still have those idiotic braces…and probably will for the rest of my life. I have way too much music on my computer and more book shelves shoved into my room than any sane person should. I love my cats, Spike, Bunny and Dusty, even though I really want a new kitten. I am really bored right now so anyone that has my number should call me…and believe me, I'll answer. I have nothing better to be doing.

My Interests



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You scored as Draco Malfoy. If you went to Hogwarts Draco Malfoy would be doing you...not the other way around. He's mean, rich, and dark. But those aren't the only parts parts of him you love. He had you on your back the second he threw you down and had his way with you. And you loved every minute of it. The two of you have fucked just about on every surface of Hogwarts...including that rediculus Harry Potter's bed. Go head girl go head get down.

Draco Malfoy


95%

Fred and George Weasley


75%

Harry Potter


65%

Cedric Diggory


50%

Ron Weasley


45%

Victor Krum


35%

Percy Weasley


25%

No one, your a prude


20%
WHO ARE YOU SCREWING AT HOGWARTS??
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You scored as Faerie

Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.


Faerie


84%

Dragon


75%

Mermaid


75%

WereWolf


58%

Angel


50%

Demon


17%I would go to the ends of the earth and die to meet: Justin Hartley, Anthony Bourdain, Tom Welling, Allison Mack, and Christian Bale

Music:

......I really need to update this but here it goes: 3 Days Grace; Barenaked Ladies; Bjork; Brand New; Breaking Benjamin; Evanescence; Franz Ferdinand; Green Day; Hoobastank; Incubus; The Killers; Avril Lavigne; Marilyn Manson; New Found Glory; Nickelback; Nirvana; No Doubt; Papa Roach; Rush; Simple Plan; Sublime; Switchfoot; Trapt; Blink-182; Bad Religion; 3 Doors Down; NoFX; Linkin Park; Foo Fighters; Journey; Weezer; Metallica; Goldfinger; Dropkick Murphys; The Vandals; Staind; Big Bad Voodoo Daddy; Lustra; Queen; Blackmore's Night; Dispatch; Flogging Molly; Alanis Morissette; Nine Inch Nails; Velvet Revolver; The Presidents Of The United States Of America; My Chemical Romance; The Used; The Ramones; Kelly Clarkson (hey, I'm allowed to be a girly-girl once in a while); Theory Of A Dead Man....umm, that's all I have to energy to post right now, even though that is a very pathetic list at the moment...I'll keep adding to the list.

Movies:

I am a movie junkie. I have Comcast On-Demand, HBO and Netflix. Some of my favorite movies are the following: * About Adam * Aladdin * Alexander * All I Wanna Do * Almost Famous * An American Tail: Fievel Goes West * Anastasia * Animal House * Babes In Toyland * Batman & Robin * Batman Begins * Batman Forever * Beauty And The Beast * Beetle Juice * Big Fish * Big Trouble * The Breakfast Club * Can't Buy Me Love * Catch Me If You Can * Cats & Dogs * Cats Don't Dance * Center Stage * Charlie And The Chocolate Factory * Chasing Liberty * Chicago * Constantine * Corpse Bride * Coyote Ugly * The Crow * Cruel Intentions * Cry-baby * Dare Devil * Dogma * Edward Scissorhands * Election * Emma * Escaflowne * Escape To Witch Mountain * Eurotrip * Finding Neverland * The First Wives Club * Gangs Of New York * Gidget Goes Hawaiian * The Girl Next Door * Gone In Sixty Seconds * Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban * Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire * Heathers * Heidi * Hotel Rwanda * Howl’s Moving Castle * Into The Woods * The Italian Job * King Arthur * Kingdom Of Heaven * League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen * A League Of Their Own * Legally Blonde * Little Nicky * Lords Of Dogtown * The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Rings * The Lord Of The Rings: Two Towers * The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King * Mary Poppins * The Mask of Zorro * Monty Python And The Holy Grail * Moulin Rouge * Mr. & Mrs. Smith * The Music Man * Mystic Pizza * Mystic River * National Treasure * The New World * Nick of Time * The Nightmare Before Christmas * The Phantom Of The Opera * Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl * Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest * Pleasantville * Pretty Woman * Princess Diaries * Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement * Princess of Thieves * Princess Mononoke * The Punisher * Rat Race * Rebecca * Remember The Titans * Robin Hood: Men in Tights * Romeo + Juliet * Secret Window * Shakespeare in Love * The Shawshank Redemption * Shrek * Shrek 2 * Sleepy Hollow * Snow White: A Tale of Terror * Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs * The Sound of Music * Spiderman * Spiderman 2 * Super Mario Bros. * Sweet Home Alabama * Sweet Sixteen * Thelma & Louise * Titan A.E. * Titanic * Troy * Twister * Underworld * Underworld: Evolution * Van Wilder * A Walk to Remember * West Side Story * Where the Heart Is * Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory * Win a Date with Tad Hamilton * Without A Paddle * The Wizard Of Oz * Woman on Top * X-Men * X2 * Le Divorce * Dr. T. And The Women * Robots * Flubber * Jack * Jumanji * Mrs. Doubtfire * FernGully: The Last Rainforest * Hook * Dead Poets Society * How The Grinch Stole Christmas * Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life * Lara Croft: Tomb Raider * Life or Something Like It * Gia * Foxfire * Must Love Dogs * An American Tale * American Outlaws * Elizabethtown * Crazy/Beautiful * Bring It .. Dead Gorgeous * Josie And The Pussy Cats * She’s All That * Tom And Huck * George Of The Jungle * The Swam Princess * City Of Angels * French Kiss * Serendipity * America’s Sweethearts * Sixteen Candles * Cinderella * Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella * Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas * A Little Princess I could go on...I really could. I told you that I was a movie junkie! But my eyes are starting to hurt...so I won't type anymore...

Television:

SMALLVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and more that I don't feel like listing right now...

Books:

I read way too much…I mean, a 200 page book only takes a couple of hours. I am in the process of clearing out the library in my boredom this past summer. I love the Harry Potter books, as childish as that is and my three favorite authors are Susan Anderson, Diana Wynne Jones and Lillian Jackson Braun. I love romance, fantasy, and mystery books but will read basically anything. I have also recently come to love James Patterson. Books Are Awesome!

Heroes:


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My Blog

Repost From 2 Years Ago: Attention

Why do I do this to myself? I go out of my way To make myself miserable. I am my own worst enemy. I am the cause of all of my pain. None of this would hurt Half this badly If I would just forget it; S...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

Girl All The Bad Guys Want

More often than not he would catch me dancing like an idiot to this song. It would be late and I would be walking to his apartment, head phones on full blast playing Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowl...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:46:00 PST

a year ago today

a year ago today I thought I had found heaven-on-earth. I was living in an amazing city, had a great apartment, was enjoying school and doing well, had some really good freinds...and I had found Robin...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:22:00 PST

someone

i want someone that i can be comfortable with. someone to talk with and laugh with. someone that i am not afraid to be myself around. someone that can see me trip on my way out my bedroom door like i ...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:32:00 PST

Afraid Of My Own Dreams

I can't sleep and I think I know why. Last night I dreamt of someone that should have been forgotten long ago and when I awoke just the memory of the dream left me physically ill. I seriously woke up ...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:27:00 PST

Dedicated to Robin: The One That Got Away

I seriously need to forget about him and move on. I will never get him back but, sadly, I will never forget him either. Every day I am reminded of him in some small way and it is starting to eat away ...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:59:00 PST

I Am Taking Charge Of My Life

As of this moment I forbid myself of any form of dating or sex (because for some reason with me the two do not go hand in hand) until I have lost at least fifty pounds. I hate myself as I am right now...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:57:00 PST

I think I'm dating someone...

But truthfully, I am so confused. We want to keep things casual, but he still hasn't given a name to whatever the hell it is that is going on between us and I don't even have the courage to ask him ou...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

I'm Ready To Be Done With This!

He knows I like him; hell, everybody knows I like him. So why doesn't he do anything, say anything? Even if he was to just give me a look and tell me to go to hell I would be happy, for he would have ...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

everything went to shit only to be saved by DOUG!

Well...I'm sure everyone knows by now that I am moving to Portland to go to culinary school, but not many knew that the plan was that Charliegh Perry was moving down there and getting an apartment wit...
Posted by Penelope the Platypus on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:38:00 PST