B@stard M@n - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm cursed with a mouth.. a really, really bad mouth, and I just cant switch it off.. it can come in handy.. I make people cry when they act like tw@ts.. ( cunning use of the @ symbol I think you'll agree.. what do ya mean ya don't agree?? stick it up ya @rs/@ass then. some people.. any why you've made me forget what I was talking about now.. I hope your happy... W@anker. anyway) but most of the time it make me look like a bad person and I'm really not. most of the time I'm just joking.

My Interests

lovely brown booze, computers, movies, music, calling people names until they bleed.

I'd like to meet:

a genie?? yeah a genie, that'd by class, yeah.. yeah i like that idea.. wot? wot would I wish for?? errrrr? a majic wand? and i mean wand.. not penis. ya purve..

Music:

beatin pots and pans with wooden spoons house, funky house, disco house, funky disco house, euphoric house, classic house, errrm yeah.. big box, little box, big box, little box, big box, little box, shooting pidgins, shooting pidgins, shooting pidgins.

Movies:

human traffic, euro trip, how high, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, transformers, strap on sally,

Television:

family guy, my name is earl, heroes,

Books:

i don't need them.. i have the interweb? duuuurrrr..