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Jason

Life was like a box of chocolates, but I ate them all

About Me



Myspace layouts , comment graphics , and flash toys at pYzam.com .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GOD ! I have a lot of questions for him !On how shit works, the answers to life and WTF space is all about!..

Music:



My Blog

My Penis

My PENIS!  Without it, I would be a chick. We are best friends for life! I have put him into many situations that I myself wouldn't have wanted to be in, if you know what I mean. The one fella th...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:17:00 PST

MEDORTHOPHOBIA

I should be ok, but if something comes up, I could die. I will keep you posted. MEDORTHOPHOBIA is a serious condition, and the harder it gets, the harder it will be for me to overcome it.. But if all...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST

WTF MAN ? Innocent until proven guilty ??

  ***below is a clipping regarding the NFL and Vick.*** You could argue that the NFL took a half measure Monday night when commissioner Roger Goodell ordered Michael Vick to stay away from the At...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

Never say to a COP!

NEVER SAY TO A COP1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

THE GUY'S RULES

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down     Finally, the guys'si...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:21:00 PST

Next Saturday !

Mark your calendar for next Saturday    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any womanother than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if  he doe...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

Crapping

The Things I Often Wonder About! By Jason Why is it after you take a dump, you always have that little bit of pee that comes out afterwards? Is there a name for this ? Pisshit ? Think about this....Ho...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

WALMART JOKE ! or is it ?

Wal Mart joke Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips.He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fen...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST