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2008

MAY IS NATIONAL CONSPIRACY AND PSUEDOSCIENCE MONTH!

About Me

When not busy protecting Americans against cave dwelling terrorists who hate freedom, this man enjoys Bud Light.

My Interests

Music, The Unknown, Art, Science, Earth, Space, The Planets, Mountains, Adventure, Buried Treasure, Forest Roads, Airplanes, The Desert, Dirt, Ocean Waves, The Deep Sea, Boats, The sound of a river at nighttime from your tent. Being all alone for many days at at time. Being with many. People that can focus on one thing at a time. Crazies. Anyone that has an imagination. Fish. People who see the world differently. Dreamers, Romanticists, Writers, Poets, Muscians, and Scientists. Girls that don't like their noses.

I'd like to meet:

[IMG] My recurring nightmare that we live in an Oligarchy.

Music:

Pink Floyd Jethro Tull ZZ TOP Johnny Cash The Highwaymen Queensryche Soundgarden Nirvana Alice in Chains Pearl Jam The Supersuckers Cake The Chemical Brothers AIR Beck Handel Mozart Lionrock David Holmes The Walkmen The Strokes THe White Stripes Brendan Benson Philip Glass Gerald Collier T-rex David Bowie The Postal Service Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Neko Case Mocean Worker TV on the Radio Lyrics Born Roger Waters David Gilmour The Cardigans Modest Mouse Built To Spill Davendra Barnhart Doug Martsch Dimmu Borgir Drive By Truckers I can lick any SOB in the house World Leader Pretend Calexico Spoon Bob Dylan Bright Eyes Neil Diamond Donovan Eleven Black Happy Wilco Son Volt Wellwater Conspiracy Hater Nightmares on Wax Coldcut Basement Jaxx The Cops Talking Heads Trans Am Lightning Bolt The Beatles Cat Stevens Bo Diddley Pink Floyd 200 more.

Movies:

I used to be able to tell you who directed any movie and what their next film was. I've been trying to dork out a lot less lately about that stuff but damn its hard. Can't remember where I left my wallet yesterday but I can tell you every film that the guy who made mad max directed.

Television:

I was hanging upside down by my balls the other day while being forced to eat pig anus.............but then i remembered it was part of a reality show i was filming, so that was pretty cool because i was going to be on TV.

Books:

Hard Sell

Heroes:

My Father

My Blog

Grandpa!!!!! will you tell us the story of "BRADLEY'S SHOE CHICKEN" again? yaayyyyyy

HOW MANY GODDAMN STORIES YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU, YOU LITTLE SHITS...... GO TO BED!  GRANDPAS GOT SOME WHISK TO DRINK.
Posted by 2008 on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:18:00 PST

Grandpa, Grandpa! Tell us the story of "STUBBS MACGREGOR and THE CASE OF THE PECULIAR WHISKEY"

Stubbs MacGregor is a shot of whiskey and a shot of Stubbs mixed together in equal parts and given to Terry Donovan. Stubbs is Barbeque Sauce.....mind you , one of the best bbq sauces on the free...
Posted by 2008 on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:08:00 PST

Grandpa, Grandpa! Tell us the story of "THE SHOTGUN, THE TEDDY BEAR, AND THE GALLON OF BUTTER!"

Draft.  will come soon.
Posted by 2008 on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:05:00 PST

Grandpa, Grandpa! Tell us the story of "THE 10 LB HONEY CURED HAM IN THE HEATING DUCT"! yayy

As most of you know, Greek people suck.  Not so much young Greek people, but more the old world Greeks.  Now don't go getting me wrong, I absolutely love Greek food. Its probably my favorite...
Posted by 2008 on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST

Grandpa, Grandpa! Tell us the story of

Sit 'round childrens and Grandpa will tell you the story of Big Fucking Wooden Deer.  Even now, these many years later, tears form in the wells of my eyes thinking about that glorious t...
Posted by 2008 on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:01:00 PST

You dirty landlubbers

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Posted by 2008 on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:27:00 PST

SO.....

So....theres this guy.  And I'm fucking him in the ass. when all of the sudden he reaches back and grabs my nuts! and I think to myself ...."Whoa, this guy is sooooooo gay!'   BADABOOM! best...
Posted by 2008 on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:16:00 PST

Very important message about ME!

Blah blah blah blah i'm important Blah blah blah blah Blogg blogg blogg listen to me blah blah blah blah
Posted by 2008 on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:18:00 PST