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About Me

for a straight white male under 6' i can dance, dress and jump. i'm in 17th grade at GMU and i'm also a 13 year old black kid in japan....no, really, look...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Nelson

My Interests

ju don't want to know vato!

I'd like to meet:

Tshimunga Biakabutuka and anyone else with at least 9 syllables in their name“I’ve been thinking about these dates…”

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Music:

you wouldnt let a clown fix a leak in the john, so why you gonna let these hooligans tear down the biz?...goulet!....brand new, ataris, taking back sunday, thrice, biz markee, queen, copeland, flava flav & public enemy, coheed...cambria's invited too, AC/DC, rick james, cru jones, the used, everytime i die, foo fighters, early november, franz ferdinand, junior senior, bear vs. shark, reggie and the full effect, tenacious d, big tymers, park, the darkness, straylight run, journey, postal service, the bled, thursday, murder by death, muse, braid, minus the bear, earl scruggs (the ULTIMATE in banjo technology), mates (should be maids) of state, alexisonfire, mars volta, WHAMOO!, Roots, J-Dilla, the jealous sound, further seems forever, will ferrell as robert goulet, head automatica, skee-lo, shaq ("dont believe me? poop is in the toilet"), juliana theory, slum village, sparta, motley crue, whitesnake, the bravery, bloc party, q and not u, notorious big, the long division, lloyd banks, zero 7, further seems forever, the killers, the top gun soundtrack, gym class heroes, n.e.r.d., g-unit, muse, twisted sister, isaac hayes, the chi-lites, ludacris, duran duran, you me and everyone we know, MF Doom, ras kass, emanuel, AFI, datamines

Movies:

just go ahead and insert an Emo movie of your choice so all you indie-art-myspace-addicts arent all "look at his movies, im gonna hassle him for being shallow, now if you'll excuse me im going to listen to music nobody's ever heard of, smoke cigarettes nobody's ever heard of and give dirty looks to people on the road from my Toyota Prius."

Television:

i watch it

Books:

backwards is skoob

Heroes:

dru west--first ever whamball champion, 'nuff said.....oh..and of course mehmet..OKUR!..OKUR!...and then this crazy bitch...

My Blog

How Not to Spend Your Holidays

If you're like me you like holidays...or presents...or both...or just cold weather. Anyway, on with it. Below I have compiled a list of how to avoid a shithouse holiday. Behold: Meeting Future In-Laws...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

VH1 Presents: The Fabulous Life of Celebrity Vaginas

(Fake Robin Leach accent) Most public vaginas are teeming with disease and untamed wild life. But that certainly doesn't hold any kind of water, or vagisil, to celeeebrity vaginas. Take Paris Hilton. ...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:27:00 PST

Fantasy Football Riots Out of Control

Fairfax,VA--Early Tuesday morning found the relatively quiet DC suburb of Fairfax, VA nearly engulfed in flames as fans flocked to the street to riot in light of a recent Fantasy Football championship...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

Hey, you there, fat party girl

Hey, you there, fat party girl. I really admire you. The way you get blitzed off of one shot of Smirnoff Raspberry shows how quickly you long to join the party atmosphere. When you're drunk you s...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST

YEEEEEAAAA BuOOYYYYY!

(5'7" 166 lb. White guy clad in all white yankees hat, XXL Da*Link*Went tall tee, Southpole long jean shorts, Safeway 25cent machine bling, 14 wristbands/rubberbands on various places of arms, ne...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

God, I'm dumb

Normally I, like most people, wouldn't call attention to how stupid I can be. But this is the big one. I'm talking Loma Prieta earthquake during the '89 World Series. And ironically, my stupidity is b...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

The Realest Board Game of All Time

Most people with fingers and/or hands have played at least one board game in their lives. Some are thoroughly entertained and become the lame friend in the group by always wanting to play them. Others...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

To Love a Girl Gone Wild

Wow, all the songs on the radio make sense now! I'm in love! She's fantastic! How I have waited for the day when I finally meet that one special girl covered in honey shaking her tits for a voice behi...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:55:00 PST

Why Does My Hand Smell?

Upper lip itches, think I'll scratch it....oh jeeze....I breathed in and caught a whiff of something. What IS that? Why does my hand smell?!? Alright, keep cool, keep in perspective, it's not fatal. B...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:03:00 PST

The Banner Ad Tribute

If you don't live in a cave on Mars or aren't a time traveling Native American from the 1800's, you probably have the internet (thanks of course to Mr. Al Gore). Having this tool at your fingertips to...
Posted by Look at this brainless tow-truck driver on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:00:00 PST