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Coleoptera Machina

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About Me

I have edited my layout at Crazyprofile.comWhat Type of Killer Are You?
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote:"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
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You Are A Weeping Willow Tree
You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism.Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places.You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you.You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner.An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh. What is Your Celtic Horoscope?
Dream, the third of The Endless, you are in charge
of the Dreaming, all imagination and
creativity, everyone knows your beautiful
realm, but none truly understand it. You are
dark and brooding, creative, and spend a lot
of time by yourself, just thinking. You are
almost as serious as Destiny, but not quite.
Everyone is enchanted by you, but you keep
them all at a distance, even when you
shouldn't.
Which Endless are you?
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Dogma - KMFDM
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My Interests


Recently I have been enjoying the wonderful world of electronics.....wiring barbies to do my bidding!! mwahahaha!
i also enjoy spending my time thinking about or doing the following :manga,philosophy, religion, poetry, nature, paranormal phenomena, psychology...anything strange/unique, penguins, cats, Narnia, the fundementals of human stupidity, string theory, anime, cheese production, beer and wine, space/time travel, nudity, the trumpet, MTG, dressing up and wandering the city streets, DANCING!, discovery of the perfect social structure for faulted individuals/human nature.i also enjoy breaking down human interactions into progressive chronological occurrences to simplify the reasoning behind complex reactions. erm, i guess what i mean is that i like to break people's psyche down to better understand how/why they behave the way they do by observing trends among different individuals and finding common factors among them. shit, that still sounds weird....o well!!!!!!AWESOME house made entirely out of Recycled Materials!

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in self preservation and improvement. Anyone with passion. People willing to get dirty, hell, people who enjoy getting their hands dirty.

I want to meet YOU
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Flea
Birthday: I was created with the cosmos
Birthplace: The void
Current Location: P-town in ory-guhn
Eye Color: If you can stand their stare, find out for yourself
Hair Color: whatever I fancy at the moment
Height: above ground level
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what im doing
Your Heritage: I am a part of everything, everything that ever existed I share cells and soul with
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skip's toe socks and my sandals
Your Weakness: is my greatest strength
Your Fears: never living up to my expectations
Your Perfect Pizza: one in my belly!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I try to achieve goals on a daily basis, but for this year it would be to get started on earning my degree in zoology
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ummmm, yeah, i dont do that IM stuffs
Thoughts First Waking Up: FIRST: what new particles have joined me today? SECOND: AWWW, my skip and gaara are tooo cute and I love them
Your Best Physical Feature: my soul
Your Bedtime: when I can no longer keep my eyelids apart
Your Most Missed Memory: my dog Sydney
Pepsi or Coke: niether, I dont like soda, and if I feel like any its only Blue Sky or Hansens
MacDonalds or Burger King: NASTY! fast food is gross
Single or Group Dates: single, i dont wanna share my special time!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuck. I make my own ice tea, thank you very much
Chocolate or Vanilla: ummm...depends, i loooooooove chocolate but prefer vanilla ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: erm, soy latte, no syrup, with a 1/3 dark roast 2/3 light roast espresso blend.
Do you Smoke: i am over a year without smoking ciggarettes, wahoo! i wont get cancer!
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor! im trying to stop tho, its trashy
Do you Sing: ALL THE TIME! my skip sings more and prolly better, but we sing together lots
Do you Shower Daily: not always, i dont need to. I clean my important parts daily and thats good enuf if im not filthy.
Have you Been in Love: thats a stupid question
Do you want to go to College: i plan on it this fall!
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: *gag* yeah, it sucks :(
Do you think you are Attractive: i am beautiful, everyone is beautiful
Are you a Health Freak: eh, sorta, I'm more of an organic, free range, low impact, low-fat, recycle, reuse, reduce, buy local freak, but i endulge in food and dont exercise as much as i should
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah. wihtout them, i wouldnt be!
Do you like Thunderstorms: MORE THAN MOST! Nothing beats curling up with someone special and a hot cup o tea or bottle of sake and watching the lighting flash, feeling the thunder boom, and womdering at the power of nature.
Do you play an Instrument: trumpet and voice, i also play the recorder really well but am still learning some of the more difficult fingerings
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahhaha. i always drink alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: nopers
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im sitting on a pound of crack right now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: every moment has been a 'date' sinc ei met Skip!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: too many! mallers make me depressed about people
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: FUCKING GROSS!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: jee golly I wish, im poor and homeless so i cant afford it right now
In the past month have you been on Stage: now you are just making me sad, no i havent, and i cant wait till i am again.
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPERS! Ive been super-awesome-loved tho!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: poop. no. I wont be able to do that till i take a trip back to the coast for the summer. shit, ill miss that!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HAHAH! SKIPS HEART!
Ever been Drunk: thats just a stupid question
Ever been called a Tease: yah, but by stupid men who think that everytime a girl says hi she wants him.
Ever been Beaten up: HAHAHAH! yeah, i got jumped by two girls once while i was trying to leave a party....good times!
Ever Shoplifted: who hasnt?
How do you want to Die: thats a stupid thing to think about. you cant control that so why htink about it, waste of time.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I will never grow up!!!!!!!! but in my established career I will be a zoologist, either studying the social behavior of cats or bettles or cockroaches. whatever i do i will be helping the world.
What country would you most like to Visit: IRELAND! my home!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ummm
Favourite Hair Color: yeah
Short or Long Hair: i dont care much about looks
Height: whats with america and being so shallow
Weight: i just need a nice personality
Best Clothing Style: then again that personality has great style and is funky, different, prolly wears make up.....sometimes at least
Number of Drugs I have taken: shit, as long as you arent retarded by drugs or addicted i dont care
Number of Piercings: is this about me or in a boy/girl? either way, i like piercings
Number of Tattoos: and tattoos...a lot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret your past and you regret who you are now

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You are the Justice card. Justice preserves the harmony of the world. Working with opposite forces, Justice does not seek to criticize or condemn but rather to accept. The idea behind the card justice is that opposite forces are complementary; you could not have good without evil or light without darkness. Justice's position is to make sure that if a thing is out of balance, the weight of its energy is realigned with its opposite force. This card is also a card of humour, for it is in pointing out contrary positions that humour is often found. The attitude that is found in the humourous person, being able to shift perspective and flow with an instinct, is important in the maintenance of good balance. Image from The Blue Moon Tarot Deck. http://www.themysticeye.com/pics/bluemoon.htm
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Music:

i like music. there. i like unique music. i like music i can either dance to or thrash to. i like music that makes me think, cry, smile, etc. basically music that gets a reaction out of me besides "what kind of record company would sign this shit" i have a hard time falling in love with many new bands, but it happens! R.I.P BELL'S THEOREM

Movies:

OK, SO I THOUGH ABOUT REVISING MY MOVIE LIST TO ADD MORE, THEN I DECIDED THAT IT DIDNT MATTER BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK. I LIKE MOVIES. IF YOU LIKE MOVIES THAT I LIKE. GOOD FOR YOU. BUT HONESTLY, THIS IS MYSPACE, AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO JUDGE ME BY MY MOVIE PREFERENCES, YOU PROBABLY ARENT THE TYPE I WANT TO TALK TO ANYWAY. CONVERSELY, IF YOU HAVE SEEN A GOOD MOVIE LATELY, LET ME KNOW!Chronicles of Narnia
meet the feebles
cube trilogy
pi
vampire hunter d, wicked city, angel sanctuary, howls moving castle (though the book is way better,Princess Monoke, basically all anime
city of lost children (never look at santa the same!)
yellow submarine
secret of rone innish
the gods must be crazy
1984
soilent green
clockwork orange
fear and loathing
THX1138, star wars, woot george lucas
labyrinth, dark crystal, i love you david bowie! and I love you too brian fraud!
wizards
spinal tap
fetroit rock city
donnie darko
spirited away, naked lunch, a zed and two naughts, idiocracy, butterfly effect
run lola run (i guess i really love french movies!)
run ronnie run
garage days
shaun of the dead
kill bill vol 1 and 2
Requiem for a Dream
Memento
what dreams my come
interview with a vampire
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Niagra Niagra
The EVIL DEAD trilogy
28 days later
INSTINCT
the last unicorn
legend
bowling for columbine
midsummer nights dream
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
any cirque du soleil
princess bride
bamboozled
american history X
the believer
powder
neverending stories 1-3 (the 4th was WAY too cheesey)
Rose Red
devils advocate
prohpecy movies
Birds, Rope, Vertigo, basically anything by alfred hitchcock
Fight Club
Mortal Kombat 1&2
Shaun of the Dead
Dracula and Nosferatu
all wallace and grommit flicks
saw series
undead (BEST ZOMBIE MOVIE EVER!)
man, im getting tired of typing basically i love fantasy, anime, foreign, art, and psychological thrillers, anything unique.

Television:

FAMILY GUY! BLEACH! ATHF! SEALAB ! HARVEY BIRDMAN! INVADER ZIM! and after being sucked into a marathon, i retract my former statements and am now an avid NARUTO fan, i dont know how it happened. BUT I DONT HAVE TV!!!! SO I RENT MOVIES AND READ MANGA!IF ANYONE CAN BURN ME SOME NARUTO OR BLEACH DVDS I WOULD LOVE THEM FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Books:

WAY TOO MANY TO LIST!

Heroes:

anyone with the strength to fight for what they love

My Blog

ROGUE-ERNAUT ADVENTURES AND SALTUES TO SAVING GRACES! (Swamp Donkey Love!)

 FIRST NIGHT AT MY NEW JOBBERS!  First shift at the Rogue public house in downtown portland, and it was zupa!  Everyone is relaly nice and there is music throughout the kitchen!  G...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:05:00 PST

ONCE UPON A TIME

there was young girl. Now this girl wasnt an ordinary girl, for she was brimming with love, hope, and compassion in a world ruled by  fear, violence, and greed. everyday was new day to ...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:28:00 PST

Ive lost my baby boy

two days before my 21st birthday my worst fears were confirmed by a search and rescue member along with his scent hound.  Benny, my little baby boy, my love, my companion,  my partner throu...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:35:00 PST

TRUE EASTER CELEBRATION

check out my piccy, yes, it IS the coolest easter baked dish EVER!!!!!!!!!!!i know this, no need for praise.........tho i would totally dig it if you gave me some!!!dont forget kids: the easter bunny ...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

IM bacK! SHAZAAM! From the FAERIE WORLD!

so faerie fest kicked ass, um, like always, but this time ye olde digi cam took a vacation on the compy desk...fuckity fuckster.  so the photos from this year are soley phone pics ((  >:P&nb...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:51:00 PST

CRAP! TIME DISTORTION!

 so, wow, i thought that the faerie fest was the 28th and 29th, but oh no!!!!!!!!! ITS THIS WEEKEND! i didnt have 2 weeks to get my costume done, i had ONE! and i found this out on monday, good ...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:23:00 PST

GOD BLESS AMERICA, THE OBESE!

..> GOD BLESS AMERICA THE OBESE i saw the most disturbing thing in the grocery store just now........i was walking by the deli where, in front of the glass case filled with potatoe salad, macaroni...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:09:00 PST

PUSSY-FootiN

it is time these lil pussi-bootins gotta come off one day im dining candle lit and high class next mornin im south bound willingly kicked out on my ass yesterday i was chasing sunshine today runnning...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN?

Here are some of my best writings ever ever that have just been excevated from a burial site dating eons ago in a floppy disk (back when they were still cool!)readenjoyquestion everything THIEFArgue ...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

NEW EDITIONS TO THE FAMILY!!!

YAY! I just got two new pets, and i totally am in love with them, a male and female madagascar hissing cockroaches!  they are such neat little creatures, very benign and fun to play with, the ma...
Posted by Coleoptera Machina on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST