Emily - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I make pastries and clog arteries for a (meager) living. I believe in good old fashioned gender roles. I probably think you suck. I have no tolerance for weakness/shittiness of character. I like books more than TV. I probably like books more than you, too. I will one day have a pet dachshund and marry the man who gives me my first Kitchenaid.Don't drag me down. Don't take me for granted. Don't eat yellow snow.Layout made by tcunningham1589 at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

Boxing, hot rods, baking, dining, running, drumming, tattoos, music, art, warm socks, pineapple, hiking, people.

I'd like to meet:

Cowboys. Back massagers. People I can learn from. People I will still want in my life in 20 years. People who appreciate what they've got and have a plan to get what they don't. Nice people...or mean people who are funny. Someone to teach me hardcore mountain biking. Boys who don't have cats. People who strive for bigger/better/faster/stronger/more...

Music:

Metallllll! Punk, rockabilly, hardcore, jazz/blues....and anything associated with Dave Grohl.

Books:

Anything Ayn Rand, John Irving or Jose Saramago.

Heroes:

Dave Grohl. Mike Ness. Sylvia Plath. Ayn Rand.

My Blog

to you

things i've wanted to say to people lately, in no particular order (you figure out which one applies to you)*stop with the fake tanner. you're orange.*nobody on this planet is as hot/interesting/tale...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:47:00 PST

Skeleton People

Skeleton people with plastic surgery facesAnd I with the taste of caramel still on my tongueI work everyday in the midst of corpsesToday's dead aren't walking; Their trances hold them to elliptical ma...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:46:00 PST